lucy

one hit wonder

[lucy @lucykallan]

georgia, nevada, & pennsylvania arguing about whose gonna be the first to turn blue and start the civil war

[lucy @lucykallan]

@clawstothetop @brysondech he’s hoping that trump will call to reverse the penalty… at the british open LOL 🤡

[David Alter @davidalter]

Loudest boos of the introductions: Carter Hart.

[Jorge @djodjeee_]

No fucking way😭😭😭

[lucy @lucykallan]

@MapleLeafs @LGCanada read the room

[Rachel Kryshak @RachelKryshak]

This has potential to be the most haunting photo in Toronto sports history.

[Rob Williams @RobTheHockeyGuy]

“It’s gonna sound like sour grapes, and I don’t really give a shit. I think the better team did not win this series.”

[MLB @MLB]

GEORGE SPRINGER
THREE-RUN SHOT
BLUE JAYS LEAD 🤯

[lucy @lucykallan]

@imanazeema … we all know who doesn’t, that’s for sure.

[kk 🌞 @cutiegurlk8]

u tell a guy u have ptsd and they’re like “its up to you to decide to not have it”

[iris ♡ @pastlifestory]

the fact that i'm still attracted to men proves sexuality is not a choice

[tyler woodward @tyler02020202]

fork found in kitchen

[gill @contactabrother]

a girl getting her 21st birthday ruined by a man is a canon event

[eden 🐇🏠 @dipyouin]

“Mom what was it like when harry styles had hair?”

[lucy @lucykallan]

i know this is bad but tiktok is about to get so good again

[Pop Base @PopBase]

The 2024 United States Presidential Election will be held a year from today.

[lucy @lucykallan]

oh taylor swift ATE with this one

[FUZZY @tylerscpln]

@mattxiv Welcome to the 21st century. If you find a way out of it, let me know please

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

i feel uncomfortable receiving real-time war propaganda through state-run twitter accounts which use stan twitter lingo

[lucy @lucykallan]

jennifer coolidge is a treasure

[lucy @lucykallan]

i have clinical ptsd.

[Pop Tingz @PopTingz]

Today is International Forgive An Ex day!

[lucy @lucykallan]

counting police sirens during hoco like cannons in the hunger games