ACTION AGAINST HOLIDAY CARAVAN PARKS!

85,000+ UNHAPPY Caravan owners past/present are fighting back against rogue Parks, and winning! 'Consumer Rights' should be present in all Consumer Industries!

[A View From Yorkshire @models_by_Russ]

Dear Prime Minister & Home Secretary,

I hope this letter finds you well, fully caffeinated, and in possession of a calculator.

I’m writing with what I believe is a modest, fiscally responsible proposal. I understand the Government is offering up to £40,000 to certain individuals to voluntarily leave the United Kingdom. First of all — bold strategy. Nothing says “strong borders” quite like a cashback scheme.

Now, I regret to inform you that I am, in fact, a fully tax-paying, law-abiding British citizen. I know — awkward. I appreciate this may disqualify me from the premium exit package, but I’m willing to negotiate.

I would like to formally apply for £35,000 to leave.

You see, unlike some applicants, I haven’t broken any laws to get here. I didn’t arrive by dinghy. I didn’t require processing, housing, or legal appeals. I’ve actually been funding the whole operation through PAYE for years — which I believe makes me a loyal shareholder in this enterprise.

Given that you’re prepared to offer £40,000 for someone to depart voluntarily after entering illegally, I feel £35,000 for someone who’s been here legally all along represents excellent value for money. Think of it as a “Buy British, Get One Gone” discount.

For £35,000 I will:
   •   Leave quietly.
   •   Not require a press conference.
   •   Not demand a diversity officer to wave me off.
   •   Even carry my own suitcase to the airport.

I may also tweet a polite thank-you note on departure, praising the efficiency of the scheme.

Frankly, it feels like I’ve misunderstood how incentives work in modern Britain. All these years I thought obeying the law, paying taxes, and contributing to society were the winning strategy. Turns out the real pro-move is to arrive unlawfully and wait for a loyalty bonus.

Who knew?

While British families are juggling rent, energy bills, and the weekly food shop like contestants on a dystopian game show, it’s reassuring to know the Treasury has located a spare £40,000 per head for voluntary goodbyes.

May I ask — is there a points card? Ten years of National Insurance contributions and I get a free exit bonus? If so, I believe I’m overdue.

In the spirit of fairness and fiscal responsibility, I am not even asking for the full £40,000. I’m trimming £5,000 off to help balance the books. That’s the kind of responsible budgeting I was raised on.

If successful, I promise to:
   •   Leave via a scheduled flight (economy is fine).
   •   Not stage a protest on the runway.
   •   And refrain from re-entering on a small boat to see if I qualify twice.

All I ask is equal treatment. If departure is now a funded career pathway, I would very much like to submit my CV.

Yours in hopeful relocation,
A slightly confused taxpayer

[Love Shack Essex @LoveShackEssex]

https://t.co/H3kemeGv9E
@CaroleKeeble @lucylocket61

[ACTION AGAINST HOLIDAY CARAVAN PARKS! @lucylocket61]

@nwlvoter @ABridgen You are clearly a member of the ‘muppets r us’ party! Go leave the real stuff to the grown ups!

[Holiday Park Action - standing up to bullying! @HolidayParx]

Holiday Park Action Group, (HPAG), is a force to be reckoned with, and whilst those who could make change, turn their backs on so many people, we will NOT do that and we will FORCE change @Pt2537 @NCCLtd @BHHPA @HolidayAction @CMA @CTSI_UK @BBCNews @itvnews

[Holiday Park Action - standing up to bullying! @HolidayParx]

HPAG have been approached by a Senior Executive of one of the large UK Holiday Park Operators, along with a number of smaller Independent Park Operators, with a view to introducing the necessary changes to reassure/protect consumers from the historic excesses of the sector.

[Love Shack Essex @LoveShackEssex]

Don’t miss Scams & Scandals @BBC 2 HOLIDAY PARKS EXPOSED -
7pm Monday 11th August 👊

[Holiday Park Action - standing up to bullying! @HolidayParx]

The fact we have to take the fight to the London Courts and WIN shows you what a dispicable Industry this is. It also shows you that the people will NOT give up their rights, even if those who are supposed to uphold them, turn their backs!! @Pt2537 @BBCNews @lucy_parry

[Holiday Park Action - standing up to bullying! @HolidayParx]

There have been two phrases uttered from the lips of Holiday Park salesmen, that Holiday Park Action Group considers perfectly sum up the malevolent and ruthless nature of this sector:
“Covid is the best thing that ever happened”
“We know where you are”

[Holiday Park Action - standing up to bullying! @HolidayParx]

FRIDAY 13TH is often regarded as an unlucky date - but who will FRIDAY 13TH JUNE 2025 be unlucky for??
@Pt2537 #caravans #holidayparks #caravanparks #holidaylodges #caravanning #holidays #caravanlife

[Love Shack Essex @LoveShackEssex]

Don’t miss “Scams & Scandals” the Holiday Caravan Site industry Exposed!8pm Friday 13th June 2025 @BBCNews @BBCYorkshire

[Holiday Park Action - standing up to bullying! @HolidayParx]

BEWARE!! Join 77,000+ on the ‘Holiday Park Action Group’ for the true experiences of this industry! Forget the sunshine and good times. Greed knows no boundaries! @Pt2537 @HolidayAction @Charlie45947579 @jaacq1 @ChirpyChet @LoveShackEssex @jacklesliehope

[Holiday Park Action - standing up to bullying! @HolidayParx]

Don’t be fooled by the sales SPIN. You will be RINSED thoroughly on a REPEAT CYCLE and then HUNG OUT TO DRY. Join 77k HPAG members coming CLEAN about holiday parks DIRTY WASHING. @CMAgovUK @NCCLtd @BHHPA @CTSI_UK @Pt2537 @HolidayAction @CaravanTimes

[Charlie Bingham 🇬🇧 @Charliethedahl]

@CaroleKeeble @HolidayAction
Don't get conned by adverts selling overstocked holiday vans before checking out the action group.

[Love Shack Essex @LoveShackEssex]

Holiday Park Action Group legal action in the news! https://t.co/AU2qGygDqE
@CaravanIndMag @HolidayAction

[ACTION AGAINST HOLIDAY CARAVAN PARKS! @lucylocket61]

The reality of an industry that has let greed ruin it!

[Holiday Park Action - standing up to bullying! @HolidayParx]

The 'Great British Holiday Parks' no longer exist! There is nothing 'Great' about them. They are no longer 'British', overseas Investers have swallowed them up. 'Holidays'? more like Residential Estates now with the mis-selling! We warned about this but greed turned them deaf!!!

[ACTION AGAINST HOLIDAY CARAVAN PARKS! @lucylocket61]

The 'Great British Holiday Parks' no longer exist! There is nothing 'Great' about them. They are no longer 'British', overseas Investers have swallowed them up. 'Holidays'? more like Residential Estates now with the mis-selling! We warned about this but greed turned them deaf!!!

[Holiday Park Action - standing up to bullying! @HolidayParx]

ITV - The 'Tonight' program:
HOLIDAY HOMES - MIS-SOLD AND MISLED?
Thursday, April 17th 20:30-21:00 @HolidayAction @ITVX @CaravanTimes

[Holiday Park Action - standing up to bullying! @HolidayParx]

ITV - The 'Tonight' program:
HOLIDAY HOMES - MIS-SOLD AND MISLED?
Thursday, April 17th 20:30-21:00 @HolidayAction @ITVX @BHHPA @NCCLtd @CMAgovUK @CTSI_UK @NTS