solitary witch

too school for cool

[solitary witch @lucypxrr]

How it started How it’s going
2013 2020

[solitary witch @lucypxrr]

yesterday at my wellness visit my PCP said “I have in your chart last year you reported ‘I haven’t had a mental breakdown yet but I feel like I’m going to have one soon’ - how are you doing?” 💀 wow I must be psychic

[solitary witch @lucypxrr]

I hate when the cashier at starbucks asks if I want a straw. Like obviously I want one, but when you put it like that no I’m working towards a greener planet too.

[solitary witch @lucypxrr]

@emphish @ bullshit hardware 🔥

[solitary witch @lucypxrr]

me if I was an influencer and had haterz

[solitary witch @lucypxrr]

@xtdslc It’s not an easy life girl, but I appreciate my followers

[solitary witch @lucypxrr]

@hbrouillard 😂 truuuuuue

[solitary witch @lucypxrr]

@hbrouillard Yeah… we’ve been waiting for you to stop talking (I wish I could say this without saying lol jk)

[solitary witch @lucypxrr]

Just thinking about when I was 8 and believed mood rings told the truth about my inner emotions

[solitary witch @lucypxrr]

@xtdslc Gorgeous gorgeous girl!

[Dr. Nicole LePera @Theholisticpsyc]

The emotional investment of growing with a partner long-term is one of the most beautiful life experiences.

Here's Why:

[solitary witch @lucypxrr]

@xtdslc Oh paw paw

[solitary witch @lucypxrr]

It’s not about the touchdowns, it’s about the buffalo chicken dip

[solitary witch @lucypxrr]

why does my brain operate like I’m peacefully folding laundry in a house on fire 😭

[solitary witch @lucypxrr]

For anyone who is currently doubting their relationship but is fearful of losing it because they don’t remember what it’s like to be single… this morning I massaged a knot out of my back with my vibrator. I am reinventing the wheel over here, and you can too.

[solitary witch @lucypxrr]

@hbrouillard It’s okay. I still love you 💕

[solitary witch @lucypxrr]

Living in a 5 cat household is nice because when I come home from work one of them is bound to let me hold them

[solitary witch @lucypxrr]

I get so annoyed when I’m eating my lunch at work and my coworkers keep talking to me so I have to listen instead of going on my phone… like this would be a great conversation if I was on the clock !

[solitary witch @lucypxrr]

The audacity to charge me a cover fee in a dress this sexy

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@maddieashleyyy That’s the fun of it! 😅

[solitary witch @lucypxrr]

Going through a breakup? Rename your ex their most undesirable trait in your contacts and I promise you will laugh every time they text you..