yesterday at my wellness visit my PCP said “I have in your chart last year you reported ‘I haven’t had a mental breakdown yet but I feel like I’m going to have one soon’ - how are you doing?” 💀 wow I must be psychic
I hate when the cashier at starbucks asks if I want a straw. Like obviously I want one, but when you put it like that no I’m working towards a greener planet too.
For anyone who is currently doubting their relationship but is fearful of losing it because they don’t remember what it’s like to be single… this morning I massaged a knot out of my back with my vibrator. I am reinventing the wheel over here, and you can too.
I get so annoyed when I’m eating my lunch at work and my coworkers keep talking to me so I have to listen instead of going on my phone… like this would be a great conversation if I was on the clock !