Lucy

[Lucy @lucyr0]

@michaelscat2

[chlo🍒 @fxckchlojo]

People who are overly excited for Johnny Depp are giving 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩 vibes

[Lucy @lucyr0]

I still remember my best friend from primary school’s landline number.

[Emma Bolden @emmabo]

i just need people to understand that before cell phones we had to call landlines and your friend's parents would answer and YOU HAD TO TALK TO THEIR PARENTS until your friend came to the phone

[Lucy @lucyr0]

@yiskatb We have different Google’s

[Lucy @lucyr0]

@yiskatb I googled and it said it isn’t 🤣

[Lucy @lucyr0]

@yiskatb I don’t trust Google

[Lucy @lucyr0]

@yiskatb But EUPD isn’t neurodivergent?

[Lucy @lucyr0]

@yiskatb ADHD the op says

[Lucy @lucyr0]

@yiskatb Dyslexic?

[Lucy @lucyr0]

@yiskatb That really annoyed my brain! I find it way easier to read the normal one 🤣

[Lucy @lucyr0]

That time I walked onto my grandparents house like 25 years ago and my late grandad said to me “can you make a word out of that?!” And I laughed like nooo way. I’ve finally done it 🤣

[Lucy @lucyr0]

I just got a 9 letter word in countdown! IVE DONE IT.

[Lucy @lucyr0]

My son is obsessed with Countdown. The songs etc haha

[Lucy @lucyr0]

The real reason I come on Twitter is for gems like this.

[Margo Howard @Margoandhow]

At my funeral, take the bouquet off my coffin and throw it into the crowd to see who is next.

[Lucy @lucyr0]

Just trawling Twitter to find out how we got 2nd

[Lucy @lucyr0]

That’s called “having kids”

[Lucy @lucyr0]

Hahahahahahahahaha

[Lucy @lucyr0]

How fucking tragic is it that we have to remove the horns from animals to stop people killing them.

[Lucy @lucyr0]

People weren’t lying when they said you cry at so much more when you become a parent. So many tears at the end of #Heartstopper 🥺🥺🥺🥺

[Lucy @lucyr0]

@titchtamsin Ahh perfect! Happy for you! X