Lucy Schafer

she / her

[Lucy Schafer @lucyschafer]

@SamanthaJe31863 Wait list 😫😫

[Lucy Schafer @lucyschafer]

Not me refreshing my email all day for a Noah Kahan pre-sale code and then TicketMaster sends me A MARKETING EMAIL. My heart rate 📈

[Lucy Schafer @lucyschafer]

*Refreshes email for the 100000th time today* @Ticketmaster if I don't get a Noah Kahan pre-sale code I swear 😭

[Lucy Schafer @lucyschafer]

The people pleaser in me can't stop saying "thank you" to ChatGPT after every response.

[Lucy Schafer @lucyschafer]

@katiedennisj I say “my puppy” every time I refer to Maya. She’s 3 😂

[Lucy Schafer @lucyschafer]

In my head I just said, “oh man, I can’t wait to tell my diary about this.” 🙄

[Lucy Schafer @lucyschafer]

What an exciting day!! @growclass has officially launched Gather, a private community for marketing professionals (aka support from the most amazing people!)

Spots are limited, so you better RUN to apply🏃‍♀️ I'll meet in the kindest corner of the internet.

[T. Ryan Gregory 🇨🇦 @TRyanGregory]

Probably should have voted, Ontario.

[Dr Meming @Dr_Meming]

Me in the office distracting everybody I can

[Lucy Schafer @lucyschafer]

@benlucier Ha! That’s incredible!! And shame on me for not including this

[Lucy Schafer @lucyschafer]

I will take it personally if you don’t smile at my dog when she has her head out the car window.

[Lucy Schafer @lucyschafer]

Outlook summing up how I feel rn.

[Lucy Schafer @lucyschafer]

Overthinking in a nutshell.

[Lucy Schafer @lucyschafer]

As a child, my parents told me that the reason I see more homeless people in the wintertime is bc there are no leaves on the trees. This led me to believe that homeless people lived in trees. #misunderstanding

[Lucy Schafer @lucyschafer]

I dropped my car off at OK Tire with my pants on backwards. How is everyone elses' morning going?

[Lucy Schafer @lucyschafer]

I just found a $20 bill on the ground. I didn't even know they made those anymore.

[Lucy Schafer @lucyschafer]

When you’re on the bus thinking about that time someone got decapitated on the greyhound, then you look up and see this

[Lucy Schafer @lucyschafer]

Unless you’re in the aisle seat… awko taco

[Lucy Schafer @lucyschafer]

If you’re on a bus, there’s a 90% chance you are leaning your head against a window, listening to music, and pretending you’re in a movie scene. Tell me I’m wrong!

[Lucy Schafer @lucyschafer]

@benlucier @skstock @wnttathis Amazing! Look at that tongue! ❤️🥺