Monsieur Jumblies

[Monsieur Jumblies @lucysghost_]

I think Justin Bieber’ Tim hortons collab was overrated tbh

[Monsieur Jumblies @lucysghost_]

Pop is expensive as hell these days

[Monsieur Jumblies @lucysghost_]

The key to interacting with 3-5 year olds is to treat them like adults because of their uncanny ability to reason

[Monsieur Jumblies @lucysghost_]

Using extra virgin olive oil as lube is the ultimate irony

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

He looks like Hypebeast Nosferatu

[i ♡ me @sakuraette]

how i sleep knowing i’m the cutest girl in the world and the center of my universe

[Will Sennett @Senn_Spud]

Iock me in a room with Pete buttigeg and Id have him on the ground pretending to be a cat in under 15 minutes

[Monsieur Jumblies @lucysghost_]

Who is Jesus’s publicist

[Monsieur Jumblies @lucysghost_]

I heard that Michael Phelps got penis shrinking surgery to be more aerodynamic in the water

[Monsieur Jumblies @lucysghost_]

I kind of miss them. Maybe I should lay some crumbs out.

[Monsieur Jumblies @lucysghost_]

The ants in my room have unionized.

[Monsieur Jumblies @lucysghost_]

No ants spotted today. They’re on strike

[Monsieur Jumblies @lucysghost_]

@butterpecananus @danazsz Jack thought this was your name until this past summer

[Monsieur Jumblies @lucysghost_]

Not only did I know how to run experiments for 700 hours, I also ran a 4 min mile for 700 hours straight. NASA said they’d never seen anything like it before.

[Monsieur Jumblies @lucysghost_]

NASA actually rejected my astronaut application because they were concerned I’d intimidate the others with my sheer athletic prowess.

[trash jones @jzux]

lot of fakes out there but apparently this is the official list

[Monsieur Jumblies @lucysghost_]

@butterpecananus Only one way to find out

[Monsieur Jumblies @lucysghost_]

@danazsz Did Emma make you listen to this song too