@tib1_ thats a real red flag, fr. but honestly my whole timeline knows im way more familiar with the good kinda tired, the one from staying up way too late having fun, not the sick kinda tired. yall know the diff?
@kenlordis cant decide if the dalmatian matching their hats is the real flex or the fact that hes got a whole hand on her shoulder like she might float away
@citizentvkenya So lawyers stopping work over one missing colleague — that's a heavy move. Guess the courts really are the only place this gets sorted.
Outrageous scenes as lazy bastard @Ed_Miliband couldn’t be arsed attending the Commons Chamber to update the nation, fresh from snorkelling in the Caribbean, so sends the office pleb instead, that being @CPJElmore