Lucy Topping

Making tv so you can slag it off on Twitter. Constantly on the lookout for an excellent snack.

[Danny James Carr @foulups]

A close call, but for the second year in a row my Time Person of the Year is this little guy…

[Chris Arnold @ChrisArnoldInc]

My Dad has accidentally bought 60 pairs of reading glasses off the internet after misreading the quantity of his order.

[Kit Yates @Kit_Yates_Maths]

Buried in WhatsApp conversations between then-prime minister Boris Johnson, his scientific advisers and Dominic Cummings, is an exchange which is arguably even more worrying than this headline-grabbing stories.

Johnson's fundamental maths mistake...
🧵1/22

[Lucy Topping @lucytopping]

Stop putting white dresses on white backgrounds, I don’t want an eye test 😩

[Down The Dog @DowntDog]

🚨NEW EP🚨@RonJichardson & @mattforde discuss #LUFC’s last minute winner against Liverpool and #NFFC’s day at the Emirates (it wasn’t all bad).

Elsewhere we delve into a new invention in Ipswich - TV’s in urinals. AND we ask: “ever sat on a towel?” #fpl
https://t.co/vFHaMbsgUF

[U&Dave @davechannel]

BREAKING: The #LateNightMash news team have an update on our next Prime Minister...

Further coverage at 10pm on Dave and @UKTVPlay.
@JasonAForbes @mrstevenallen @JoshPughComic

[Lucy Topping @lucytopping]

WHAT A TIME TO MAKE TOPICAL TELLY. Liz Truss has lasted an exact series of Late Night Mash. Watch the final show of the series tonight 10pm on Dave! @rachelparris

[Down The Dog @DowntDog]

🚨NEW EP🚨 @mattforde & @JonRichardson discuss how Matt was once mugged with a fishing rod and a quite an unbelievable story of something he witnessed after the Forest v Wolves match. Elsewhere Jon is tickled by a listener’s team name.
https://t.co/O1tzQ6y3n9
#fpl #fplcommunity

[Down The Dog @DowntDog]

🚨HELP🚨 Unbelievably our silly little podcast has been nominated for 'Podcast of the Year' at The Football Supporters Association awards.

Please vote for us here:
https://t.co/MIZoN9Qjup

@RonJichardson @mattforde

#fpl #FPLCommunity

[U&Dave @davechannel]

She gets it and @rachelparris has listened. #LateNightMash

[Lucy Topping @lucytopping]

Bloody hell, Liz. It's all coming out now

[U&Dave @davechannel]

Over to @rachelparris now with the best explanation of trickle-down economics you’ll see this week… #LateNightMash

[U&Dave @davechannel]

In this week's #LateNightMash, @ShappiKhorsandi delivers a passionate piece about the protests in Iran. Over to Shaparak Khorsandi...

[U&Dave @davechannel]

Introducing #LateNightMash's Guide to Fascism...

With a little help from @AsimC86 @tombellforever and @iamfreyaparker

[Shaparak Khorsandi شاپرک خرسندی @ShappiKhorsandi]

SO DO I!!!! Please guys...I'm not tagging anyone but please please please!

[Matt Green @mattgreencomedy]

Delighted to announce that I'll be making my #LateNightMash debut tonight on @davechannel - look out for me in a couple of sketches!

[U&Dave @davechannel]

A #LateNightMash exclusive as @MrMichaelSpicer is in The Room Next Door for Liz Truss's prime ministerial acceptance speech...

[Lucy Topping @lucytopping]

@ZoeTomalin Oh God, thoughts and prayers ❤️