Jaime

Snooping around this social media.

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""Jaime... my name's Jaime." "
- Jaime

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this cat is cute or what

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Daring ideas are like chessmen moved forward,
they may be beaten, but they may start a winning game.
― J. W. von Goethe

[Jaime @lufilir]

"Contrariwise," continued Tweedledee, "if it was so, it might be; and
if it were so, it would be; but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic!"
― Lewis Carroll, "Through the Looking Glass"

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If everything is coming your way then you're in the wrong lane.

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Preudhomme's Law of Window Cleaning: It's on the other side.

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Expense Accounts, n.: Corporate food stamps.

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Daring ideas are like chessmen moved forward,
they may be beaten, but they may start a winning game.
― J. W. von Goethe

[Jaime @lufilir]

"I am a Khaleesi of the Dothraki. I am the wife of the great Kahl and I carry his son inside me. The next time you raise a hand to me will be the last time you have hands. "
- Daenerys Targaryen

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He is now rising from affluence to poverty.
― Mark Twain

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Jury ― Twelve people who determine which client has the better lawyer.

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He thinks by infection, catching an opinion like a cold.

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A Nixon [is preferable to] a Dean Rusk ― who will be passionately
wrong with a high sense of consistency.
― J. K. Galbraith

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Tell a man that there are 300 billion stars in the universe, and he'll believe
you.... Tell him that a bench has wet paint upon it and he'll have to touch it
to be sure.

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It's later than you think.

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"All my life men like you have sneered at me. And all my life I’ve been knocking men like you into the dust. "
- Lady Brienne of Tarth

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The day-to-day travails of the IBM programmer are so amusing to most of
us who are fortunate enough never to have been one ― like watching
Charlie Chaplin trying to cook a shoe.

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Excellent time to become a missing person.

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"We don't have to protect the environment ― the Second Coming is at hand."
― James Watt

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What is the difference between the modern computer and a Turing machine?
It's the same as that between Hillary's ascent of Everest and the
establishment of a Hilton on its peak.

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It's not reality that's important, but how you perceive things.