Max

FREELANCE POLICE OFFICER!!!!!! (very real and professional title) i love my partner and best friend sam!

[Max @lugermorpha]

Dear God No

[Max @lugermorpha]

@10bilfudgesicle sorry sam it's survival of the fittest

[Max @lugermorpha]

hey. Hey let’s not go around pointing fingers. Go point your gay finger at sam

[Max @lugermorpha]

???? ME???????

[Max @lugermorpha]

oh goodie I have new gimmickythings

[Max @lugermorpha]

@crow_man9000 trick question Same time next year

[Max @lugermorpha]

it's my birthday again

[Max @lugermorpha]

it’s one of my two birthdays today!!! when i was born only half of me came out and the other half came out much later. thanks for the wishes you guys!

[Max @lugermorpha]

@10bilfudgesicle NOW it's time???

[Max @lugermorpha]

im... 1!

[Sam @10bilfudgesicle]

@lugermorpha I think it's time to euthanize you, pal.

[Max @lugermorpha]

sam

[Max @lugermorpha]

why aren't we kissing our friends more lol

[Max @lugermorpha]

sam did you read this

[Max @lugermorpha]

@CrazyZany31 youre terrible

[Max @lugermorpha]

Don't worry i'll take it from here

[Max @lugermorpha]

@crow_man9000 //I love making things up

[Max @lugermorpha]

it’s one of my two birthdays today!!! when i was born only half of me came out and the other half came out much later. thanks for the wishes you guys!

[Max @lugermorpha]

@crow_man9000 nah, T-H-E-Y decided that the stitches were hideous so they put me into amnionic fluid (?) and made both halves regenerate. then they had to kill my twin because he was slightly uglier. I’m starting to believe stitches would’ve been a whole lot less work, like that dogman guy

[Max @lugermorpha]

@PlushedPuffin What an oddly specific th

[Max @lugermorpha]

so there are these toye

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