The official Bag Fumbler™️

Short term relief for the long term pain . LOO-jew-SAH-bae. I’m bitter!

[The official Bag Fumbler™️ @luguisabe]

Mur·phy's Law
/ˌmərfēz ˈlô/

noun
unpunctuated: Murphys Law
1a supposed law of nature, expressed in various humorous popular sayings, to the effect that anything that can go wrong will go wrong.

[The official Bag Fumbler™️ @luguisabe]

Fellas resist the masculine urge to shove your fat cock into a pąckzki today. Not worth it

[The official Bag Fumbler™️ @luguisabe]

Going to my first Tigers game of the year. Looking for sponsors for my 9-9-9 challenge. 9 hot dogs. 9 beers. 9 inning. Cash app or Venmo and I will be live tweeting the whole process. Sponsor me
@CashApp @Venmo

[The official Bag Fumbler™️ @luguisabe]

@Team_SNEED Maybe if you gave me Elden bling during black history month these things wouldn’t happen

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[Bobby @SullivanBobby]

Drake: Your feet are small 🤣

Kendrick: God has chosen me alone as His instrument to strike you down. Your pride has landed you in a den of snakes where your most trusted advisors are plotting your downfall and when that inevitable moment strikes, you will deserve it.

[Bilge Ebiri @BilgeEbiri]

Show the greatest “I’m about to die” moment in cinema.

[The official Bag Fumbler™️ @luguisabe]

@sipgayby 3

[Navi @PlayerPhase]

I think the NFL should allow summons again.

[The official Bag Fumbler™️ @luguisabe]

In light of recent events I have changed my name

[paul schrader's facebook posts @paul_posts]

11/17/2022

[Oopsie 🈯️ @oppises]

@VocalPineapple Hitman Reborn, Sakamoto Days, DanDaDan and obviously Bleach

[all things spooky @jmanbarzell]

had to do to it to ‘em. laurie and michael forever 🧡🖤

[The official Bag Fumbler™️ @luguisabe]

@s_a_f_e_t_y I had a tendie meal last night and it was delish