Saddam Who's Sane

[SENYO @Senyyo]

In 2010: Messi didn’t win the Champions League or the World Cup, yet they changed the Ballon d’Or criteria to favor goals and gave it to him.

In 2011: Ronaldo had more goals than Messi, but they claimed trophies were what mattered, so Messi won it again.

In 2012: Ronaldo had more trophies, but they gave it to Messi because he scored 91 goals in a calendar year.

In 2019: Van Dijk won the Champions League and was named UEFA Best Player and EPL Player of the Year, but the criteria switched back to goals and Messi won the Ballon d’Or.

In 2021: Lewandowski scored more goals, had a historic individual season, and won The Best FIFA Men’s Player, but Messi was given the Ballon d’Or for winning the Copa América.

In 2023: Haaland won five trophies including the Premier League, Champions League, FA Cup, Club World Cup, and UEFA Super Cup along with the UEFA Best Player, EPL Player of the Year, and the Golden Boot. Yet, the Ballon d’Or went to Messi for winning the 2022 World Cup, even though in 2010 they argued that the World Cup did not matter 😂.

[Joachim @JO_BEST7]

👀Lionel Andreas Messi “The FIFA backed Dictator Himself”

The media has worked extra hard over the years to keep so many disgusting attitudes of his away from the world while narrating him as a saint. https://t.co/ejgziExfLs

[Mr. FRED 🕊️ @efo_jesus]

I've finally found the real video to the viral "Slide in and Slide out" sound.

[KOJO🗽 @ei_joee]

You sit at home,pick your phone,and tell me there’s a “GREATEST PLAYER”elsewhere than someone who scores from all angles?😂😂. jokkers!😂😂😂

[Enes @halledeceiz]

Unutmadan; Bi gecekonduda yoksullukla mücadele eden bir çocukken üstüne ergenlik çağında babasını kaybederek yazdı bu hikayeyi. Birçok insanın ufak bi aşk acısıyla hayatının kaydığı dünyada başardığı imkansız hikayeyi zorla çocuklara örnek göstereceğiz.

[B I G L O U I E 🫵🏾 @LouieDi13]

😂😂😂😂😂 who compiled this thing wicked

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

@WilliamsRuto William Samoei. You are a thief. You are a Murderer. You are an Arsonist. You are the Chief Extortionist. You are the chief Blackmailer. We are very happy that standard has never let go off your neck. Na wewe nakwambia siku yako inafika. We will stone you publicly like stephen

[Cyprian, Is Nyakundi @C_NyaKundiH]

BREAKING NEWS: Kenyans have occupied Parliament Buildings.

[Saddam Who's Sane @lugzhillary]

@Kimuzi_ @polo_kimanii Hii comment ni kali tu kwa kichwa yako

[Saddam Who's Sane @lugzhillary]

@Kibet_bull There's nothing like Ebola afterall
It will just die a silent death like hantavirus
Ruto is a looter and he wants the minerals at the stated quarantine locations
STAY GUIDED

[Cyprian, Is Nyakundi @C_NyaKundiH]

Why are we even pretending this is about elections anymore?

The government is fake, the opposition is fake, and most of the political class is just one network of gangsters changing jackets depending on where power is. Kenya is now trapped in a game where the same people loot, defect, reconcile, betray, regroup and return to ask for votes again.

Kenyans made a historic mistake after June 25th 2024. That was the moment the country saw the system clearly, naked and afraid, but instead of forcing a total civic reset, the political class was allowed to reorganize, buy time and return with the same old tricks.

At this point, elections alone cannot save Kenya if the choices are manufactured by the same rotten system. Voting between thieves, brokers, family empires and fake saviours is not democracy; it is managed frustration.

Kenya does not just need another election.

Kenya needs a complete political reset, a new civic consciousness, new accountability, new leadership standards and a public that refuses to be recycled through the same gangster menu every five years.

[Blaze Officiel @B3laze]

This

[Moon_Walker @Moon_Walkercore]

You can never predict the next tweet😭

[🧸 @_y3maya]

so i should leave my happy relationship to cheat because Megan got cheated on? jokes

[Sesame Chiccen 🔜Dreamcon @Loccdawggg]

As far as fame goes, Mike is in a closer conversation with Jesus than he is with other celebrities and I genuinely wish I was exaggerating

[YabaLeftOnline @yabaleftonline]

Man replies lady who said "men h@te accepting help from women"

[Ryanair @Ryanair]

it's in his DNA

[☔ @Whotfismick]

this

[Billem Dafoe @Billem_DaFoe]

I love being a man. We win either way.