Megan LaMonto

she/her • 29 • Pisces

[Megan LaMonto @luhmahntoe]

Fun fact: I went to the same rehab as Demi Lovato

[Megan LaMonto @luhmahntoe]

The sky is crying with us today, nothing is worth celebrating today with our country in its current state

[trash jones @jzux]

this is who you’re asking to work 40 hours a week btw

[Megan LaMonto @luhmahntoe]

@Jimmyswife_ They definitely saw your tweet

[J @julestrainman]

THE FIRST PIC??? LMAOOOOO

[Megan LaMonto @luhmahntoe]

We still have two weeks left A FULL 14 DAYS of this mercury retrograde. I don’t think I’m gonna make it

[Megan LaMonto @luhmahntoe]

@lexxibabycakess Godspeed queen we will survive this

[Megan LaMonto @luhmahntoe]

What the FUCK is in this mercury retrograde I need to know because it is absolutely taking me OUT

[Megan LaMonto @luhmahntoe]

I used to get “prosecuted” and “executed” mixed up when I was younger so I would read a sign “violators will be prosecuted” and think damn they’re really out here KILLING people for speeding through construction ☹️

[Megan LaMonto @luhmahntoe]

The Barbie movie may be the best movie I’ve ever seen in my life

[Megan LaMonto @luhmahntoe]

Today at work the tornado sirens were going off and we were getting alerts to seek shelter, I asked if we were closing and seeking shelter and the doctor said “no we stay open, I once wore a headlamp to exam a dog when we lost power”

[Megan LaMonto @luhmahntoe]

So you can get ALCOHOL delivered to you but not NICOTINE or WEED what a sick fucking joke

[JAXIE @jaxajueny]

I have the anxiety levels of someone with a bomb attached to their chest

[roro, PhD @fuglibetty]

got a new Vape. i wonder how long she will last with me— i wonder what adventures we will embark on, how she will stand by my side and lend me strength in my lowest moments… i believe each Vape i have is but a new avatar of the same reincarnation cycle. her soul is eternal

[Megan LaMonto @luhmahntoe]

I went to UPS today a little bit too stoned and was trying to return something and the man was trying to scan my amazon barcode and I was giving him the barcode on the tag from the pants not understanding and I would like to publicly apologize to him

[Megan LaMonto @luhmahntoe]

Why is nascar gonna be racing in Chicago that’s so wild

[Megan LaMonto @luhmahntoe]

I have bite marks on all my pop sockets, not from dogs but from my human nephew

[🍑 @PEACHYBLACKG0RL]

happy pride month!

[Megan LaMonto @luhmahntoe]

I was given this 5 weeks ago and I still think about it