larissa

26 yrs of just winging it

[larissa @luhrissah]

I am currently at a vineyard in the middle of Spain and when someone asked where I’m from and I said Connecticut, all they said was “Mm, Foxwoods”. Nowhere is safe. Nowhere.

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The greatest purchase I have ever made

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I have never had more faith in my UberEats than rn

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Things that blow my mind: people in New England not knowing how to drive in the rain

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No one, I’m just a massive douchebag

[Eka Bakie @EkaBakie]

Don’t forget to leave cookies out for Earth, Wind, & Fire tonight

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Entering a Zoom meeting with a makeup filter installed bc I am ~professional~ (professionally lazy)

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Everyday I wake up and wonder how Amanda Bynes is doing and I’m not sure what that says about my character

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My Uber driver told me he’s been to every state except for Alaska, Hawaii, and Connecticut. Seems totally fair imo

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Driving around blasting music, being angsty? Hashtag not in this economy

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Super Bowl may be over but my passion for the name Cooper Kupp lives on

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States at a party, drinking alcohol…. Best one on the list:

[ant @antwrldwide]

‘your password is weak’ wait till you see my will to live

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@kayseeshuster This is absolutely amazing

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The greatest virus of all is the NY/NJ plates that still pollute 95.

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Top Emergency Room complaint of the day: “I sneezed and I think I broke my neck”

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@rydepalma Plural, hopefully

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My Greek waiter said that “the moonlight brings out the lightness and beauty and the depth” in my eyes. Anyway, long story short I will no longer accept mediocre compliments

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My greatest feat in life thus far is consuming nothing but wine and pasta for 10 days and still managing to suck it in for a bikini thot photo

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I need to return to Twitter more to release my mayhem and stupidity before I self-destruct