katie 📚

here to post some of the dumbest things you’ve ever seen 👾hot gamer wife to a hot gamer wife @sunshiiineVR👾 friend code SW-7731-8683-6308 Shh I’m reading

[katie 📚 @luigiscondo]

Happy Saturday or somethin

[katie 📚 @luigiscondo]

I am just poking this fire like it’s paying me my next check, listening to post hardcore bands like the good lord intended. I am such a good caveman.

[katie 📚 @luigiscondo]

The cats are lining up to get their allocated Wood Sniff, Dorian is lording over his fireplace, and eggplant Parmesan is being made. Snowstorm preparedness is a go 🫡

[katie 📚 @luigiscondo]

My side table came with a warning to choose my assembly buddy wisely, my sanity depended on it. I am home alone on my second glass of wine. Here goes everything

[katie 📚 @luigiscondo]

30 min into my 4 day staycation. Wine poured, matching jammies on, kindle at full battery, kettle chips at arms length. I had plans. I was going to be *productive*

[katie 📚 @luigiscondo]

Jesus Christ. You could write his tweets in cut out newspaper clippings like a ransom note.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

To all Airlines, Pilots, Drug Dealers, and Human Traffickers, please consider THE AIRSPACE ABOVE AND SURROUNDING VENEZUELA TO BE CLOSED IN ITS ENTIRETY. Thank you for your attention to this matter! PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP

[tqsura @tqsura]

All quiet on the frontal lobe

[katie 📚 @luigiscondo]

I need blumhouse to pick up the pace on this one I neeeeeeeed it #Crisol

[katie 📚 @luigiscondo]

Updates from my dumbass cutie baby kitten

[katie 📚 @luigiscondo]

I haven’t even finished fluffing it up yet. I have a feeling we aren’t doing ornaments this year…

[sara hinkley @boneysoups]

crazy how there's this time of year when literally everyone's doing bad and it's november after daylight savings

[katie 📚 @luigiscondo]

Told my wife we were never getting another kitten. Adult/elder cats only. *I* brought a kitten into the home. The kitten in question:

[katie 📚 @luigiscondo]

HAND ME MY PHONE CHARGER ITS GOING TO BE A VERY SHORT LONG NIGHT

[CT Dem 🇺🇸🇺🇦 @CTDemocrat8]

Happy Election Day!

[katie 📚 @luigiscondo]

Jk I am locked in its go time baby

[katie 📚 @luigiscondo]

Have to do all the dishes and pack lunch for tomorrow before refreshing VA race results with a fervor unseen by mankind as a treat

[katie 📚 @luigiscondo]

Spoopy

[katie 📚 @luigiscondo]

“We need to ask ourselves” is so fucking ludicrous. Do you need to consult Sky Daddy for this mystery?? Should we ask Santa

[Rand Paul @RandPaul]

This is an alarming trend. We need to ask ourselves why so many Americans are on SNAP.

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

it’s really scary being a soup/sandwich girl in this grams of protein world