luisa

[Amalia Badalia @amalsballs]

Why use a shoelace as a choker when you can use the whole shoe?

[girly&wordly @Brieyonce]

My niece: do you want me to read you this book?
Me: yes please!
Her: well I can’t read so I’m going to tell you what I think it says

[⛓𓂀 m dyke shyamalan 𓂀⛓ @KayyyEnBe]

im crying.. dont you love it when babies.

[Bonafide @caleyjay]

Auntie Lou send us back to quarantine put fabot

[♒️👑 @dtquinene]

Guam's rent prices are ridiculous. You cannot get a place of your own affordably because the market caters to the military ($2400) and those who can afford that price. Rent control and regulation would make more units available and affordable.

[~lis~ @und3rc0verleez]

get a boyfriend they said ? it’ll be fun???? they said????????

[zy @zyraxshanae]

BIBAAA BARRIGADAA

[✨HONEY🧸 @StarGotPlugs]

Me calling my Dad when the people at the auto shop start trying to finesse me🤔

[Miss Limitless @Skinnyy_B]

First I sound crazy...then I’m right.

[🇱🇧 @yapmonsterr]

bitches really be out here with university degrees, crying over a guy with only a birth certificate

[sayna .*ೃ @OCEANGlRL]

cooking by urself is so peaceful.......... therapeutic........ cooking w/ ur family in the kitchen is hell on earth i now understand why chefs are always angry

[Fu'una @the_sanzer]

What it’s like to date a Chamorro:

“Babe, I want a snack”

- “Ok do you want pizza rolls, sandwich, shin cup, chips....?”

“I want chorisos pakpak and rice”

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

the argument what i actually
in my head say

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

they’re listening SO WELL are you kidding me??? 14/10 for all