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nunggu buku freida mcfadden diterjemahin 😞☝🏻

[🥨 @luisaticia]

@kamyrexa @kaiashere Dongo. Doa paling kenceng gw semoga lu secepatnya kemakan omongan sendiri. Aamiin

[Console Age @console_age]

Gw ngumpulin video buat ngejawabin orang di WhatsApp.

Silahkan disimpan 🙏🏻

[Яizal do @afrkml]

“Endasmu.. eh eh sorry sorry.”

Dia tuh tau rakyat mengkritik ucapan ga pantes dia saat pidato, tp di sini sengaja banget diucapkan dg entah apa maksud dan niatnya silakan nilai sendiri 😔💔

Terus diakhiri “Emang gw pikirin?”

Anjirlah ga ada harapan lagi klo gini mah 😩

[ant || 네이트 @aaruuniika]

Ya Allah laknatullah sakaratul maut sepedih pedihnya buat pemerintah sampe mau syahadat pun mereka sakit

Aamiin

[miw. @lilaccountz]

“ndasmu”
“emang gue pikirin”

ke rakyatnya sendiri.

astaghfirullahal adzim….

[hot cocoa @bismillahyuk_]

"Emang gue pikirin!" "Ndasmu!"

Kata seorang pemimpin negara yang sedang berpidato, ditujukan terhadap rakyat2 yang mengkritiknya dan ditepuk tanganin sama voters bodohnya itu.

Wallahi, we're finished.

[Mohamad Fuad @_BangFu]

Enteng bener seorang Presiden ngomong 'Ndasmu' dilanjut 'Emang gue pikirin' di sebuah forum resmi dan mendapat tepuk tangan dari yg mendengar.

Pemimpin tanpa etika yg dipilih oleh orang orang yg tak punya etika dan nalar.

[hot cocoa @bismillahyuk_]

Ladies and Gentleman..

I present you.. Hasil dari Pidato Presiden Prabowo kemarin:

🚨 Hari ini 1 Dollar Amerika (USD) TEMBUS Rp 18.024. IHSG pun makin menurun.

Respon Prabowo abis ini: "EMANG GUE PIKIRIN.

#IndonesiaGelap

[elzgatza @liogtttscrp]

"Emang gue pikirin?" - Manusia ga punya akal pikiran, 74 Tahun, Divorced, gapunya titit

Mimpi apa lu semua, sampe punya presiden ngeluarin bunyi bunyian kaya gini pas pidato:
- ndasmu!
- anjingg!
- nyenyenyenye!
- emang gue pikirin!?

Kalau sampe 2029 bgst nyalon lagi dan 2 periode STRESS SEMUA ITU PENDUKUNGNYA PRABOWO!!! SAKIT JIWA ANJ!!!

[elzgatza @liogtttscrp]

Dear @UNICEF,

Indonesian children should never be used to advance any political agenda or government campaign. Indonesia's Child Protection Law emphasizes that every child has the right to be protected from exploitation, violence, discrimination, and any activity that may jeopardize their best interests. Involving elementary school children in public rallies, asking them to carry campaign-style signs or chant political slogans raises serious concerns about whether their rights are being respected.

Children can’t meaningfully consent to political participation. Schools should remain safe spaces for learning—not places where students are mobilized to endorse government policies.

We urge independent monitoring to ensure that children's rights are fully protected and that no child is used as a tool for political messaging.

[The Tempe @tempedotc0]

Ini berarti Wakil Presiden Republik Indonesia NYUAP? Bukannya SUAP ini termasuk KORUPSI ya? 🤓

BERARTI WAKIL PRESIDEN KITA TERLIBAT KORUPSI DONG YH? WADDUUUHH... 🤓🫵🫵

SEKALI LAGI, BERARTI KALO BENER NYUAP, WAPRES KITA KORUPSI DONG??? 🤓☝️

[Azar @Azharceria10]

Sakit sakit ya Pak, semoga segala kesusahan/kesengsaraan banyak orang jadi tanggung jawabmu.

Dan semoga hukuman atas banyaknya kesengsaraan tidak hanya diberikan waktu di akhirat, tetapi juga saat dirimu masih di dunia.

[MBG Jelek @menuembegejelek]

Halo, @KejaksaanRI. Wapres @gibran_tweet ada indikasi melakukan suap (menyogok) sekelompok mahasiswa untuk membuat adegan seolah ia mau mendengarkan aspirasi dari kelompok pengunjuk rasa.

Apakah akan ada tindakan????????

Mohon jawaban. Thx b4. 🙏🏻

[vi er @vier4x4]

Ada polisi ngamuk-ngamuk, ngaku kakinya patah sambil nunjuk-nunjuk mahasiswa. Padahal mahasiswa nggak ngapa-ngapain. Kayaknya cuma kesel karena nggak ada yang dengerin.

Terus tiba-tiba jatuh sendiri, langsung teriak kakinya patah. Lucunya, dia kayak ga sadar kalau ada yang ngerekam dari awal. Jadi ketahuan jatuhnya bukan karena didorong siapa-siapa.

[⭐️ @aegicats]

demi aaaaallllaaaaaah presiden ternyinyir, gapunya wibawa sama sekali. SUMPAH. dan lucunya tuh kualitas ini udah keliatan dari pemilu tapi kok bisa sih ya allah kok BISAAAAAAA ada SETENGAH LEBIH populasi indonesia yang dukung dia aku capek banget sumpah.

[fin @awaaannnn__]

WALLAHI WE’RE FINISHED GUYS 😭😭
pembelaannya sekarang normalize presiden pidato kasar karna ngimbangin GEN Z CEUNAH😭😭

[Kaiソラ @sorejhvi]

Walau gue tahu Prabowo tuh goblok banget. Tetap aja gue heran setiap kali diksi yg keluar dari mulut dia kek orang ga pernah sekolah. Diksi dia tuh MINUS dan DANGKAL banget wkwkwkwkkwwwkkwkw kek beneran bukan orang terdidik, sering banget make low-level vocabulary anjinggg😭😭😭

[Opposite6888 🇮🇩 @Opposite6888]

Wapres sudah TERBUKTI melakukan tindak PENYUAPAN terhadap mahasiswa.
Berarti ini sudah sesuai dengan Pasal 7A UUD 1945.

Berarti sudah SAH dan harus DI BERHENTIKAN sesuai dengan hukum dan UU yang berlaku 🔥🔥

[elzgatza @liogtttscrp]

Please @UNICEF , @UNICEFIndonesia , @kpp_pa and @KPAI_official , protect Indonesian children!!

Children are the future of our nation. They should never become shields for those in power, tools of propaganda, or symbols used to build support for any government policy.
Indonesia's Child Protection Law (Law No. 35 of 2014), Article 15, clearly states that every child has the right to be protected from abuse and exploitation in political activities. This principle exists because children deserve to grow up free from political manipulation and exploitation.

When elementary school children are brought to public demonstrations, asked to carry signs, chant slogans, or serve as symbols of support for a government program, we must ask a simple but important question: Who is truly being protected the children, or political interests?

Children are not born to carry the burden of adult politics. They are born to learn, to play, to dream, and to grow. They are not mature enough to fully understand political issues or to give informed consent to participate in activities with political implications. That is precisely why the law exists—to protect them from being used to advance the interests of others. If a government program is truly beneficial, its success should speak for itself. Public trust should be built through transparency, accountability, and measurable results—not by placing children at the center of political messaging.

Children's voices should never be used as loudspeakers for political agendas. Their small hands should be holding books, not protest signs. We respectfully urge @UNICEF and @kpp_pa to take this matter seriously. We call for an independent investigation into the reported involvement of children in political demonstrations and for appropriate action to ensure that every child's rights are protected in accordance with Indonesia's Child Protection Law.

Protect Indonesian children. Because when childhood is exploited, it is not only a child who is harmed—it is the future of an entire nation.

[iyel 🍓 @iyeltobeli]

semoga lu matinya susah. waktu ditarik nyawanya, diulur biar kesakitan dulu, gak mati mati tapi kesiksa.

biadab, dzalim. semoga lu dan semua orang dzalim di belakang lu, mati dalam keadaan terlaknat.