Luis Hall-Fitzgerald

[Hoddy @redhod99]

Solo pint and Panini stickers, fella has smashed it tbh

[Harry Maguire @HarryMaguire93]

I was confident I could of played a major part this summer for my country after the season I’ve had. I’ve been left shocked and gutted by the decision.

I’ve loved nothing more than putting that shirt on and representing my country over the years.

I wish the players, all the best this summer 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[Tom Garratt @Tgarratt10]

Because he’s not had to juggle 4 competitions.

Nobody thinks Carrick can win Man United the title, which is what they aspire to be doing.

It’s OGS 2.0 and I can see it ending badly.

Would any other title aspiring team hire him?

[ali @probablyalissa]

Hi please don’t vape around my baby. We’re raising him exclusively on Marlboro reds.

[Who Is Gręgg🇿🇼? @greggmunikwa]

Don’t worry mate, Payday soon

[Adam @AdamFulwell_]

They mustn’t be that bad if they managed to storm the US consulate

[United Vault @UtdVault]

OTD: Full time celebrations as United go 9 points clear after winning at Fulham - 2007

Important win the day before Chelsea play the Carling Cup final.

🎶Mourinho are you listening….

[Darren Davies @DazzaDavies]

You didn’t have Bobby Charlton, George Best, Bryan Robson and Norman Whiteside publicly having a go at you every week. It’s not even comparable to this situation.

The one place you did get some grief from the media was for England so you fucked it off.

[. @ShutUpYaCunt]

Remember seeing a video of someone being flattened by a tank in year 8/9 and continued on my day and went home and recreated it on gta online with my mate

[Savo's Bandana @BandanaSavos]

WM Police to Kier Starmer.....

[Stan Collymore @StanCollymore]

Suicide.

I'm choosing to be deliberately blunt and provocative in this post because it's necessary. Government, charities, football clubs are all pushing water up a hill in highlighting what is undoubtedly a major health crisis.

You take a rope.
You put it up in a garage or a tree nearby or far away.
You're thinking about every loved one you'll leave behind as you put that rope around your neck.
Then you drop.

Some are decapitated.
Some aren't.
All are found by someone who has a lifetime of trauma that will never leave them.
A son.
A daughter.
A brother.
A sister.
A mother.
A father.

I know 2 men who hung themselves.

One was found by his Mom.
One was found by his brother.
Neither have recovered fully. 20 and 30 years on.

A life sentence for people who were already worrying, terrified their loved one may do something.

So just visualise the above and ask, "is there another way"?

A segway for a moment.

I do a few Q&A's every year. Tales of yesterday with a 99% male audience of my age group.

After the stories and fun, my last question back to the audience is..

"Hands up if you struggle with a mental health issue".

Nobody ever puts a hand up. Despite 1 in every 3 of 500 attendees statistically struggling.

"Ah, nobody, that's fucking brilliant! Well I do! ". I then graphically tell people, stunned into silence about how a rope around my neck in the middle of nowhere jolted me to go home and cry like a baby to my Mom.

After the Q&A has finished, something always happens. I'll be chatting to a few guys, saying bye and one by one, men will come over and whisper " I struggle".

Or my mailbox the next day will have 30 emails from guys, their partners or kids saying " Dad/Uncle /Brother was there last night and what you said hit them hard".

And that's how some people realise that it's time to speak to a pal or family member or even rant to me in an email. It works, I often get a follow up email a year or 6 later saying that they took responsibility for their suicidal feelings and are now flying.

Humans are programmed to want to live, to have families and to keep the species growing and thriving. So for a human to want to short circuit that desire isn't normal, and it should never be spoken of as normal. It's the ultimate red flag.

If you suspect your mate, Dad, Brother, Uncle is struggling mentally, they deserve your intervention.

They deserve a " are you OK, please tell me what's up".

They deserve an opportunity to get past wanting to hang a rope over a tree or in a garage and slowly struggle until they die and you find them.

If you've been there and trust me I have plenty, then you'll know that text out of the blue, or a footie mate or one of your kids asking jow you are can open the curtains to some sunshine.

Because when suicide is your only answer, the room is already dark, and you can't see a way out.

So please, fucking pretty please, ask that husband, Dad, Uncle, Cousin, footie pal TODAY how they are.

You may be shocked what comes back but extremely glad that you asked.

For those who struggle, you're not alone.

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

He was a fucking podcaster

[chlobo🧞‍♀️ @16_01pm]

i fucking hate him uno 😭😭😭

[𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 @beyoncegarden]

"you're sick for wishing death on someone"

charlie kirk😭:

[NRM84 @Mappy6984]

“And then I just felt a breeze” 💀💀💀

[𝗇𝗂𝖺𝗆𝗁 @niamhutd]

“You look happier”

Thank you, Manchester United aren’t playing football for a few weeks