Luis Norton

J ❤️ PN ❤️ CN ❤️ MUFC. 🏌🏼 LA Rams

[Luis Norton @luismufc]

@Saints1890 For someone that’s won fuck all in their career, Jake Connor doesn’t half chirp….

[Luis Norton @luismufc]

Keown giving penalty tips? What’s his record?

[AB⚕ @AbsoluteBruno]

Scoring a pressure penalty in a huge final as a defender isn’t for everyone

[Luis Norton @luismufc]

@MrDtAFC And after all that, you still got bummed in the showers for beating ya missus up ya fanny

[GB Politics @GBPolitcs]

🚨BREAKING: Seven migrants from Afghanistan, who all arrived illegally, have been charged with 40 offences, including rape and child sexual abuse offences, after an investigation into an alleged grooming gang in Norwich, Norfolk

[@GBNEWS]

[Luis Norton @luismufc]

🎶 You’ll never sing that 🎶

[Prime Video Sport UK @primevideosport]

Man Utd are the only club to avoid back-to-back Premier League defeats in the 2025-26 season 🔴😤

[Luis Norton @luismufc]

How Dan Burn keeps stealing a living as a footballer I’ll never know. Absolute dog 💩

[SOI media 🇬🇧 @MediaSOI]

West Yorkshire Police today announced details of a shocking case which until now could not be reported to safeguard the integrity of the court process.

Twenty people have been jailed for a total of 277 years in a major investigation into the sexual abuse of young girls in Kirklees.

The offences were committed largely in Dewsbury and Batley against three girls, one of whom was just 12 years old at the time the offending began, between 1995 and 2003.

Proceedings began at Leeds Crown Court in July 2023, with six separate trials taking place.

The last of those concluded in September 2024 with sentencing of the final suspect taking place in 2025.

Those convicted have received sentences as high as 28 years, with one man alone convicted of committing ten rape offences.

[Luis Norton @luismufc]

😂😂 what the fuck.

[Norman Brennan @NormanBrennan]

BREAKING NEWS; The Jury in the Trial at Manchester Crown Ct of Two Brothers accused of assaulting a GMP Armed Officer has been Discharged so Hung Jury for 2nd time👇

Jury in Manchester Airport brothers re-trial discharged after failing to reach verdicts https://t.co/6Puk1DcfWD

[Luis Norton @luismufc]

Not a peep from politicians, celebs etc etc. I wonder why…..

[Bobby @RealBlackIrish]

‘Mr Nowak can be heard saying “can’t breathe.”

Police put handcuffs on Mr Nowak, who was lying on his side, telling officers he had been stabbed and that he could not breathe.

The officer told Mr Nowak that he was under arrest for suspicion of assault.

Mr Nowak repeated that he had been stabbed.

A male voice said: “I don’t think you have, mate.”’

[Anthony Shaw @anthonyfdshaw]

do they only issue apologies when it goes for MUFC? get fucked over all year but benefit in a dead rubber and the country loses its mind.

[Luis Norton @luismufc]

@whuchr Takes 10 mins to get down the stairs, start the process at half time….. 😂

[Leo Kearse - see me on tour! Links in bio @LeoKearse]

I was shocked at the thuggery I witnessed at the Tommy Robinson rally:
-A man struck a young girl on the head with a baseball bat and then raped her with the bat.
-Men nailed a girl's tongue to a block of wood while they raped her.
-One man used a pump to expand a girl's anus, then subjected her to gang rape by 6 men. At one point 4 men were inside her at once.
-Men burned their names into the skin of girls they raped.
-Girls were burned with boiling water, beaten with dog chains and forced to drink urine.
-One man got a 12 year old pregnant, then burned her house down, killing her, her unborn child, her disabled sister and her mother.
-A girl who'd been raped by multiple men was stabbed to death and her body dumped in a canal.
-A 15 year old girl who'd been gang raped was injected with heroin by a 50 year old man to kill her.

Oh wait - that wasn't at the Tommy Robinson rally. Those were crimes committed by predominantly Pakistani Muslim gangs, with the acquiescence of the people calling today's protesters "far-right thugs".

[Grifty @TheGriftReport]

Just a reminder if you are voting for party's led by these two today in the local elections then you are a cunt.

[Luis Norton @luismufc]

@A6788C

[Luis Norton @luismufc]

Hahaha this cunt

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 Arne Slot on Šeško’s goal: “I think it's a touch on his hand. The curve on the ball changed so there must have been a contact”.

“But it's NO surprise to anyone that if there is a VAR intervention then the decision goes against us. It's happened to us ALL season”.

[C @_CM_67_]

Get yer house burgled and there’s nothing they can do but watch a dodgy stream of Everton vs West Ham on your IPTV while wearing a £12 Brazil 98 faker and they are like the fuckin Navy Seals

[Luis Norton @luismufc]

Corrr, depressed when England get knocked out in the semi, send everyone over the edge listening to this shite…

[The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX]

🚨 𝗡𝗘𝗪: For the first time in history, The World Cup Final will have a halftime show.

It will be organized by Chris Martin & Coldplay and could take up to 25 minutes.

[Luis Norton @luismufc]

I’ve seen enough of Sorloth to know for a stone cold fact he wasn’t through on goal and would outpace Kounde, I reckon Yamal could have even got back in time….