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In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on...

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Good news! If you’re the victim of a serious crime in Norwich, you can look forward to attending a Crown Court trial in 2020.

Twenty. Twenty.

All because the Ministry of Justice continues to cut the court budget, shut down courts, sack staff and refuse to pay for judges.

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When you chop garlic and become a garlic clove for 1 month until you return to a neutral smell.

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For all of those from the close proximity including and not limited to alumni of Esher college, Richmond college, Strodes aka Hogwarts. It is with regret that I have heard the unpleasant news HIPPODROME in Kingston is closing for good #RIPSTICKYFLOOR

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Woweeee

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A lawyer on @LoveIsland interesting. Imagine asking for her CV. Law degree, law school, training complete and loveisland contestant. That’s just what I want for my divorce. #lawyersaremytype

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Thanks to my good friends @LucozadeEnergy I’ve just seen the first look of @LoveIsland . One girl with a bikini straight from wakanda being like ‘we actually living here’. You fool where else would you live?!

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I’ve just been made aware from a media outlet that there is an A&E doctor on @LoveIsland. Congrats you selfish prawn as doctors all over the UK have just lost all credibility in relation to NHS issues.

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I struggle to see the appeal of @HaloTopCreamery its essentially the semi skimmed milk of the ice cream world #fullfatornada #takethecaloricHIT

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Always count on Mary Berry to lift ones mood like an airy classic Victoria sponge cake after a stressful day.

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I’m going to give what people call reality tv a go. It is with relative high levels of interest that I will begin to watch @LoveIsland on Monday. Stay tuned for updates!#areyoumytypeonsomeA4paper

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‘Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know which one you going to get’.
Try telling that to a younger sibling once all the family lifelines are used during the initial opening of a celebrations box.

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The Stephen Lawrence case is incredibly moving. As a law student the potential to change law, perceptions and simultaneously stand up for justice is a moral incentive. A reward that is priceless and a benefit to society. We just need the opportunity and exposure to achieve it.

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The Stephen Lawrence documentary is incredible. The criminal justice system is in need of substantial reform. It has been declining for years and this needs to be addressed. @cpsuk and @HouseofCommons need to work on a solution.The key factor is education

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There is a need to increase funding in this area but alongside this needs to be the message of how important criminal law is. It is the basis of everything we do, how we operate what we stand for and protection most of us take for granted.

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Dear fans,

I had a break from Twitter but now I am back. #TerrificTuesdays

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@UFCONFOX a spot of advice show the girls a bit longer, they are out of this world #ufc196 #IdLickTheirBumholes