Luis O. Alvarado

A little touch and go on that whole “will to live” thing

[Ultima @UltimaShadowX]

Hey, man, if you two aren’t a thing then why is her leitmotif playing in your theme?

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

On this day in 1994, Jesse met Céline on a train in Budapest.

[a @aallleeexxxxxx1]

so what is everyone else doing about their broken heart right now?

[S @sofifimurda]

I just found out that Mexicans are automatically born with the yearning gene

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

it's time to give that baby monkey a gun

[orph @orphcorp]

had to dig this ole thing out

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

i’m cooking things you couldn’t even begin to fathom

[Kristi Yamaguccimane @TheWapplehouse]

Every time I think the second hand embarrassment can’t get worse he goes and outdoes himself

[tomie @tomieinlove]

I wonder how much money OpenAI has lost in electricity costs from people saying “please” and “thank you” to their models.

[mount bellyache @mountbellyache]

we're living in increasingly unfergalicious times

[Rolling Stone @RollingStone]

Donald Trump — the twice impeached former president, Jan. 6 coup leader, convicted felon, adjudicated sexual abuser, and man who mismanaged the 2020 economic implosion and coronavirus disaster that killed more than 1 million people in this country — has convinced American voters to give him another term in the White House.

🔗 https://t.co/41sRvIxLmT

[Eddie Machín @eddie_machin]

Fui a Chapultepec y me compré el changuito de moda, el changuito de novedad. Cuando quise entrar al castillo, me informaron que no podía pasar con él por cuestiones de respeto y formalidad, pero que lo podía dejar en la guardería de changuitos.
Y yo así de, whaaat???
Pues sí, a la entrada del Castillo de Chapultepec hay una guardería para changuitos.
No traten de entender esta ciudad. Solo disfrútenla. 😎

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Livestream of @Neuralink demonstrating “Telepathy” – controlling a computer and playing video games just by thinking

[Pitbull @pitbull]

Happy St. PITrick's Day… daleeeee 🍀😉

[John Burn-Murdoch @jburnmurdoch]

NEW: an ideological divide is emerging between young men and women in many countries around the world.

I think this one of the most important social trends unfolding today, and provides the answer to several puzzles.

[Why you should have a cat @ShouldHaveCat]

Frizzy family

[Luis O. Alvarado @luisoas]

@tripitasrojas Siempre me funciona! https://t.co/oFZIR0SraY