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“10/11/03” out now on all major streaming platforms! Click the link to stream it

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microwaved leftover snack wrap. warm tortilla, warm and cold spots inside. lettuce kinda cold still and not gross. chicken mostly warm. still crispy too

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we jus be accepting whatever they be calling shit so easily. like wtf is a “key lime”.

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why did 5 fux with 6, 7? because 6,7,8

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why u drinking mountain dew code red?!

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@k7ssk7ss yes but nachos with queso pico lettuce cheese some shredded chicken a couple jalapeños sour cream maybe some guac

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@k7ssk7ss Tumultuous Man Indigo?

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anybody else get impatient taking a coffee poop? like i could be putting this energy to better use right now

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i want to be rich, lounging in some swimming trunks, drinking a bubly, and playing my songs by the pool type shi

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i took a dollar from my sister and she goes “that’s fine, go buy yourself HALF a mcchicken.” this isn’t how it’s supposed to be…

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mcdonald’s might be unhealthy for you, but it’s healthy for me!

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yes publix sugar cookie but publix chocolate chip cookie

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my roommate: “i don’t think i wanna go out tmr. all the guys are going out, but i think i wanna watch logan paul vs tyson instead” BRO ur COOKED😭😭😭😭🆗

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if halal shack premium toppings and my girl were drowning, catch me at her funeral with some spicy feta 😬🆗🆗🆗

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halal shack reitz union bro… holy fuck

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you can learn a lot ab people off their triple dipper choice at chilis

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if you got a question about me, check my discography first, then only if you can’t find it ask me

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ps i fucked this up… that’s how you know i hit a low

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every bday i can be happy i went another year without waffle house😁

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i haven’t drank a soda in over 4 years now. arbitrarily, once i hit 100K dollars, i will drink a coke to celebrate. 1M and I will become a coke

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TF u mean “skip in 0:50” youtube????????

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oh what it is to just drink a coke