Dumb generator owner:
1 Year (2022): Buys a 2.5KVA generator.
2 Year (2023): Upgrades to 3.5KVA.
3 Year (2024): Upgrades to 4.5KVA.
4 Year (2025): Upgrades to 5.5KVA.
5 Year (2026): Upgrades to 6.5KVA.
Smart generator owner:
Getting Paid to Hold in Dollars, While Competing for the First Block
A token launch has two important sides.
There are buyers trying to enter as early as possible, and there are holders who want a reason to stay involved after buying.
@RebateLaunch and @Hypesium approach these two sides from different angles, especially on Elysium.
1. Rebate Pad: Holding can come with automatic distributions
Most crypto reward systems require users to stake tokens, lock assets or manually claim rewards.
Rebate Pad takes a different approach.
Eligible holders receive a share of trading activity directly in the token's pair asset.
For example, if a token launches with USDG as its pair, holder distributions are paid in USDG. No separate staking process or claim button is required.
Holding duration also affects distribution weight:
- 0–3 days: 1x
- 3–7 days: 1.5x
- 7+ days: 2x
Distributions depend on actual trading activity, eligible balances and the launch's configured terms. They are not guaranteed income.
The interesting part is how this makes holding an active part of a token's economic design without requiring holders to lock their assets.
2. Hypesium: Competing for the opening block
But before someone can become a holder, they first need to buy.
That's where Hypesium comes in.
Elysium targets approximately 100ms block times and operates without a conventional public mempool. This creates a different environment for traders trying to enter newly launched tokens.
@Hypesium prepares transactions in advance, including the route, calldata, gas and nonce.
When it detects the pool creation event, it can move directly to broadcasting.
It uses four parallel execution lanes: two WebSocket connections and two keep-alive HTTP connections.
Hypesium reports a hot-path time of under 5ms from event detection to transaction broadcast.
The goal is to compete for inclusion in the opening block, although fast broadcasting does not guarantee inclusion, the best execution price or profitability.
3. Two different problems, one launch environment
This is what makes the combination interesting.
Rebate Pad focuses on the holder experience after a purchase, with automatic trading-funded distributions in the pair asset.
Hypesium focuses on the execution side, helping traders prepare and broadcast transactions when a new liquidity pool becomes available.
One addresses the incentive to keep holding. The other addresses the challenge of entering early.
Neither removes market risk, but both explore ways to improve different stages of the token launch experience on Elysium.
A launch is not just about creating a liquidity pool. What happens before the first purchase and after it can matter just as much.
Dirty talk according to guys:
- "You like that?" forty times
- Porn lines word for word
- Total silence, then o2. Start with your voice, not your words
Most guys think dirty talk is about saying something wild. It's mostly about how you say it.
Drop your voice, slow it down and say it right next to her ear. A low "come here" does more than any line you stole from porn random "yeah"
Dirty talk according to girls:
Our office has a dog. Waffles. A golden retriever who belongs to our receptionist.
Every afternoon at exactly 2pm, Waffles disappears.
Nobody knew where. He'd come back at 2:30 looking very pleased with himself.
For months, people joked he had a second job.
Then one day, I followed him.
He walked down the corridor. Past the kitchen. Past the meeting rooms.
He stopped at the CEO's door. The one that always says "Do Not Disturb."
He scratched once.
The door opened.
A hand came out holding a sausage...
My co-worker Gavin signs his emails differently depending on how his day is going.
It took our team six months to work it out.
9am: "Warm regards." Happy. Approach freely.
11am: "Kind regards." Fine. Proceed with care.
2pm: "Regards." Getting tired.
4pm: "Best." Danger.
After 5pm: "Thanks." Don't.
We made a chart and pinned it in the kitchen. Everyone checked his last email before going to his desk.
Last Friday, at 4:47pm, our manager needed Gavin to redo a $50,000 report.
He opened Gavin's latest email to check.
He went pale.
It just said...