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Spaghetti Connoisseur

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the weird al version of cardigan should be ptarmigan

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is this soup the boston public school system in the late 70s, because it’s really bussin

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not to flex but I had so many books checked out that the librarians knew me by name

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i'm not a curmudgeon but if one more person has a loud ass phone conversation in the library, I may become significantly more curmudgeonly

[(parody) BILL NYE THO @Bill_Nye_Tho]

a scientist’s job is basically to fuck around and find out

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if I had a penny for every time I've listened to bam bam by sister nancy tonight I'd have a quarter

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realizing I have lots of thoughts and more of them deserve to be cast into the void

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Librarians saying "oh this is due after you graduate" really harshes the vibe

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overall, overalls are over all

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one week in the semester and my interlibrary loan privileges have already been revoked twice

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in my flannel era
(fabric generally)

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sublimation nation

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Concept: a french rideshare driver named Hubert

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a conscientious objector to daylight savings time

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baby turkeys should be called turklets, end of discussion

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"I assume you're not a library card bandit" he says as he gives me, a library card bandit, my 10th library card

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really wishing I knew more tree facts right about now

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I say I want to keep it well seasoned but really I'm just too lazy to clean my cast iron skillet

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it's only an Allen wrench if it's from the Allen region of Pennsylvania, otherwise it's just a hex key

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Ask not what you would do for a klondike bar, ask what a klondike bar would do for you