Luka Utd

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[Luka Utd @luka_utd]

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[UnitedAJ 🇵🇹 @UnitedAJ]

Messi and argentina fans accusing Portugal of robbery:

[Muneeb @Muneeb_08]

Serbia and Montenegro - 1
Bosnia - 1
Iran - 1
Nigeria - 3
Saudi Arabia - 1
Mexico - 1
Australia - 1
Algeria - 3
Austria - 2
Jordan - 1
Cape Verde - 1

That's 16/20 goals. Off the other 4 vs Croaria, France, & Netherlands, 3 were penalties. Biggest fraud this sport has ever seen. Period

[𝙁 @fuadyabz23]

gotta hand it to martinez ngl never seen someone coach a team with this much talent this way

[Bart @UtdBart]

Not many players can say they was the best in the world at an attribute at any point in their career.

[(fan) Frank 🧠🇾🇪 @FrankEra_]

Nahhh the cheek to double down 😭😭

[empress sissi @historicalfits]

modern family was really good until the kids got older. Then they had literally no clue what to do with them or how to write storylines for them. The Middle (it’s evil shadow) handled the aging of the children much better imp

[Agbulight @agbulight]

Okay, we can be doing this all day.

- Ruben Amorim wanted Emi Martinez and Ollie Watkins. He insisted on them both but INEOS team in Christopher Vivell and Tony Coton both advocated for Benjamin Sesko and Senne Lammens respectively. That was all INEOS, not Ruben Amorim.

- Bryan Mbeumo. Brentford increased their initial price 3 times. And their final offer, they wanted £71M paid upfront but INEOS agreed £65M and spread the remaining fee in add ons. And I say this with full confidence that should Bryan Mbeumo not have said he wanted to join Manchester United desperately, INEOS would have walked away.

- Mateus Cunha. Should INEOS have waited till the start of the window before completion his signing, it would have been a mess.

- Remember Jarrad Branthwaite? Should I remind you what happened when we entered negotiation with Everton?

- Ruben Amorim called both Mbeumo and Cunha? Is he not the coach? Should he have waited until they are a done deal before presenting the project to them?

If you think last summer wasn't down to INEOS smart recruitment data strategy and negotiation, you can as well stick to hating Marcus Rashford.

Sir Jim Ratcliffe when the takeover was completed:

"Some players are not good enough, and some are probably overpaid".

"I would rather find the next Mbappé than spend a fortune trying to buy success."

"It’s not clever buying Mbappé. Anyone could figure that one out. More challenging is to find the next Mbappé, the next Bellingham or the next Roy Keane."

"Buying one superstar will not prove the answer."

Everyone applauded the man. They cheered that the days of been bullied in the window is so over. 2 years later, the so called fanbase who loved the project blueprint are now crying that the board refused to pay £85M and offer £250K to a player who would have been Kobbie Mainoo's understudy.

Just last season, we were all cheering that we did the right thing not bending to Everton's demand for Jarrad Branthwaite.

Like I said, y'all just enjoy the talk of a rebuild. You are never patient to oversee it.

[Proton @Neutronstarrrr1]

my first gf developed feelings for me after I unknowingly drank from her water bottle at a tennis court and she yelled who did this I said maine piya then in a furious tone she said “kal is bottle me paani bhar ke lana” and dusre din mai paani bhar ke le gaya tha😭

[Matt @sixringsofsteeI]

Omg 😭😭

[Westeros Central @WesterosCentral]

The White Walkers

[🌻🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @ONLYTANGS_]

Celebrating like this, whilst one of your own is stuck between borders.

[🌻🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @ONLYTANGS_]

norwegian citizen from norway, stucked in india

[h @htomufc]

Rashy + Tchoua head point cele in the Manchester Derby to go 4/4 wins to start the season

[່ @franchiseford]

terrible day for people named stuntpegg

[❄️ @footyhan]

this is my first time seeing a player’s own clips being used for the meme 😭😭

[J…. @yehblitzed]

Considering the fact we chased him for 2 years, he got fucked off to the Dutch mountains for 3 months mid season, tweeted beef about ten hag, refused to play for him, backed out of tackles left and right and was on 275k p/week to get about 4 goals a season

Worst signing ever

[LeBron James @KingJames]

No, THANK YOU! Truly a honor to wear the 💜💛 while trying to continuing the greatness & legacies that came before me! Hope I made a few proud during my stint. 🙏🏾🫡👑

[JDP @Polo763_]

doing this for the All or Nothing dfkm

[una mezcla de sangre y utopía @notbenfish]

argentina world cups
1978: stolen (bad)
1986: stolen (good)
2022: stolen (morally neutral)