The Dragon Warrior

A burner account - unburdened by what has been. Lover of coconut water, red lamps, and chilling with the boys. Aspiring legend of the game. Woo Woo Caucus.

[The Dragon Warrior @lukacombs1]

Don't ever forget it

[The Dragon Warrior @lukacombs1]

Incredible how close we are to this in less than 2 years @PPeeblozar

[The Dragon Warrior @lukacombs1]

One day I'm going to wake up and call @PPeeblozar using my landline and he will pick up on his landline and then we're going to walk to the coffee shop down the street from our neighboring compounds and ask the barista if we can borrow her landline to make a quick call

[signüll @signulll]

if a baby is born in nyc at 1 am & another baby is born one hour later in la at 2 am nyc time, the baby in la is on paper younger than the baby in nyc but is really older by one hour.

[White House Press Office @PressSec]

Ben Shapiro praises Trump’s Iran strikes as ‘single bravest foreign policy move of my lifetime’

https://t.co/4MRoGLx5Y7

[The Dragon Warrior @lukacombs1]

@varliechilling Banger

[The Dragon Warrior @lukacombs1]

The President wouldn't last five minutes as an air traffic controller, and after everything they've been through - and the way this administration has treated them from Day One - he has no business criticizing them now.

[Pete Buttigieg @PeteButtigieg]

The President wouldn't last five minutes as an air traffic controller, and after everything they've been through - and the way this administration has treated them from Day One - he has no business shitting on them now.

[The Dragon Warrior @lukacombs1]

Stay top dog no leash

[Nice Kicks @nicekicks]

Anthony Edwards posted his goals for the upcoming NBA season on his burner IG 📝

Someone help me figure out the names scratched out 👀

[Will Manidis @WillManidis]

one of the great sicknesses that came from secularization is the idea that mysteries are somehow not an essential part of our world and instead are devilish things that we could solve if only for more “progress”

our world is filled with many things, the best unexplainable

[Bowtied German || 🐓 @bowtiedgerman]

My political preferences are mostly just whatever side is being least performative at any given time

[The Dragon Warrior @lukacombs1]

I imagine this is what it's like texting @PPeeblozar as a potential romantic interest

[signüll @signulll]

gpt5.

[The Dragon Warrior @lukacombs1]

@PPeeblozar :goat

[signüll @signulll]

this is mimetic drift compounded by platform incentives. people copy what works, not what’s real. hinge isn’t full of foodies & traveler because everyone’s actually that into burrata & barcelona. it’s just the safest, most legible performance of “i’m normal but also fun.” platforms reward legibility. & legibility always flattens complexity.

the tragedy is that the medium that promised personal connection optimizes for persona instead.

[rosey🌹 @thechosenberg]

Most profiles on Hinge are about restaurants and traveling, we’ve replaced personalities with a list of consumptive habits

[The Dragon Warrior @lukacombs1]

You forgot karate

[Chris Williamson @ChrisWillx]

The 15 Most Attractive Hobbies To Women.

1. Reading
2. Foreign Languages
3. Playing Instrument
4. Cooking
5. Woodworking
6. Painting
7. Writing
8. Gardening
9. Swimming
10. Photography
11. Astronomy
12. Hiking
13. Archery
14. Blacksmithing
15. Travelling

[The Dragon Warrior @lukacombs1]

@bosshawk18 yeehhhhhh

[The Dragon Warrior @lukacombs1]

https://t.co/W41eK5LImz

[The Dragon Warrior @lukacombs1]

@Mavs_FFL @PPeeblozar Nico will trade AD for Kris Dunn and two fourth round picks

[The Dragon Warrior @lukacombs1]

@Mavs_FFL @PPeeblozar Nico will trade AD for Kris Dunn and two fourth round picks

[The Dragon Warrior @lukacombs1]

I’m calling the Cristin Milioti EGOT