lucas evangelista

I am a Triple Crown banker @rocketmortgage LLC since 2007. hometown proud. Everything happens for a reason. Improving one thing at a time. NMLS #27344

[lucas evangelista @lukage1]

There are two types of people...

People who eat their rice and noodles at a hibachi before all the food is delivered.

And those that wait until the hibachi chef is done doling out the food.

[lucas evangelista @lukage1]

@MegaMogwai come back to snap

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@billemerson 💯

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@supergirl why even spend on advertising. its going to flop regardless.

[Dear God @TheRich_Gospel]

That relationship with God is going to save you.

[lucas evangelista @lukage1]

@MKBHD @yonann say you overpaid without saying you overpaid.

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@RegisKillbin How many sodas do you drink a day? seems like everytime I watch one of your videos you are (loudly) opening a can.

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@YahooSports How bout now?

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Hiking in your 40s is a great way to meet new people.
Today I met two paramedics, three nurses, a cardiologist and nearly met Jesus.

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@A_suarez99 its dat..... white rajah

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Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack each other up.

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@CLEsportsTalk @CSTsports_2 24

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@ESPNCleveland Wow

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Why do basketball players love donuts?
They can dunk them.

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@isabellRoseXoXo @grok how much is this worth now?

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What does corn say when it receives compliments??? Awe , SHUCKS!

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#dadjoke

[lucas evangelista @lukage1]

Why do the guards around Big Ben always look so tired?
Because they're working around the clock!

[lucas evangelista @lukage1]

#dadjokes

[lucas evangelista @lukage1]

#dadjoke