Thanks King Gizzard & The Lizard Wizard for spending 1,275 minutes with me in 2022. I couldn’t stop listening to Gaia. #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/O6KNQwp9t9
I told @lukasjacob7 not to drop the roast beef he was carrying because I didn’t want ground beef for dinner.
My jokes are so revolutionary, I’m the only one who laughs at them.
Hey guy next to me in a public bathroom stall - let’s compete to see who can poop quieter and then one of us gives up and BLASTS’IT then you go wash your hands and it’s loud enough for me to unleash. Ready, GO!
Listening to @MichiganRadio talking about #DinnerinAmerica movie which two of my amazingly talented friends from college star in!!! So incredibly cool. Their film premiered at Sundance and I wish them the best of luck ❤️ @lukasjacob7@shelbyantel you guys are famous!!!
Dropping a harmonica tune on Spotify at midnight(?) tonight and me and the boys are playing it in NYC & Philly this weekend can I get a YEE FUCKING HAW?!