Lukas Laun

shrill and afraid

[Lukas Laun @lukaslaun1]

@kiwitomatoson Phew

[Lukas Laun @lukaslaun1]

@kiwitomatoson Well, what was the top hot dog in Arlington Heights?

[Martha Ahumuza @MarthaAhumuza]

Children owe you nothing for the bare minimum. Food, shelter, school fees. That was your responsibility the moment you decided to have them. Becoming a parent is a choice (in most cases) and with that choice comes a duty not a transaction. Many parents act like they’re doing

[Lukas Laun @lukaslaun1]

@kiwitomatoson Bold

[lil mouse🪿 @kiwitomatoson]

i do not play stardew valley in a chill cozy way. i play with the same sweaty intensity of a dude playing a fps.

[Lukas Laun @lukaslaun1]

@kiwitomatoson @nxlsxdy @lukaslaun1

[Lukas Laun @lukaslaun1]

@kiwitomatoson They’re free yknow

[Lukas Laun @lukaslaun1]

Would you still love me if I was a worm?
Yes. Possibly even more.

[Lukas Laun @lukaslaun1]

@kiwitomatoson Spicy ramen was the correct choice

[Lukas Laun @lukaslaun1]

I would like to pet a seagull

[lil mouse🪿 @kiwitomatoson]

the hoes are queuing avenged sevenfold at the bowling alley

[Lukas Laun @lukaslaun1]

@kiwitomatoson Kiley what is this tweet

[Lukas Laun @lukaslaun1]

convinced that those guys who talk loudly and obnoxiously about business stuff in public are all faking it. I see them just about everyday at work and everything they say is so stupid it sounds like an 8 year old pretending to be a millionaire

[Lukas Laun @lukaslaun1]

I’ve been letting a spider live in the bathroom at drum corps, but today we had our first roommate disagreement (he crawled on me while I was showering)

[Lukas Laun @lukaslaun1]

Went to the gym today to swim some laps, and this guy shows up and doesn’t really know what he’s doing so he asks me for advice. Turns out he’s training for the air force and has 10 days to swim a 500. Long story short i’m now his coach and we’re in a hallmark movie

[Lukas Laun @lukaslaun1]

@JuliaTerry44 in my defense, it was really funny

[Lukas Laun @lukaslaun1]

Skinamarink but it’s actually a good movie:

[Lukas Laun @lukaslaun1]

@kiwitomatoson cindersap forest

[Lukas Laun @lukaslaun1]

just spent over an hour writing a 3 sentence email what is wrong with me

[Lukas Laun @lukaslaun1]

This guys STINKS! (lukas)