Luke

[Luke @luke7995]

@TicketmasterCS Followed

[Luke @luke7995]

@TicketmasterCS Hi, I’m trying to call to change a payment method on a payment plan but can’t get through and payment is due. Are you able to help at all?

[Alternative MUFC. @AlternativeMUFC]

https://t.co/vRuduTqF0s

[Oasis @oasis]

YOU'VE DONE YOURSELF F***ING PROUD 🐝
Thank you Manchester
#OasisLive25

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

MANCHESTER. IS. RED. 🔴

#MUFC || #MCIMUN

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

In loving memory of Kath Phipps: friend, confidant and treasured colleague.

United will never be the same.

[Luke @luke7995]

. @TicketmasterCS An absolute joke of a service. Sit in a queue for 3 hours. Try to buy tickets, error after error. Told to refresh the page, then kicked to the back of the queue. You’re running a racket and it’s unacceptable.

[Luke @luke7995]

£148 a ticket for Oasis? That’s a bit steep…

[Luke @luke7995]

“…all I know is you can take me there”

[Oasis @oasis]

“This is it, this is happening”
Tickets on sale this Saturday 31st August (🇮🇪8AM IST / 🇬🇧9AM BST)
Dates:
Cardiff Principality Stadium - 4th/5th July
Manchester Heaton Park - 11th/12th/19th/20th July
London Wembley Stadium - 25th/26th July & 2nd/3rd August
Edinburgh Scottish Gas Murrayfield Stadium - 8th/9th August
Dublin Croke Park - 16th/17th August

[The Magic Mod @TaylorMod]

Alarm goes off 7.55am on Tuesday

Me.

#oasisreunion #oasis

[Luke @luke7995]

I would like to apologise to my credit card in advance for the things it’s about to go through…

[Luke @luke7995]

Me getting ready to go through an absolute ordeal trying to get some Oasis tickets

[Luke @luke7995]

It’s not thuggery. It’s attempted murder.

[Paul Brand @PaulBrandITV]

South Yorkshire Police say pushing a burning bin into a hotel in Rotherham when rioters knew people were sheltering inside was a “disgusting display of thuggery”.

Someone has already appeared in court after yesterday’s violence.

[Mukhtar @I_amMukhtar]

This is brilliant 😂

@munyachawawa never misses.

[Luke @luke7995]

I’d like to apologise to Royal Mail. It was in fact ‘delivered’ to the flower bed outside the front door of the building I live in.

[Luke @luke7995]

Royal Mail: ‘Your parcel has been delivered’

Me:

[Luke @luke7995]

These people don’t give a shit about the dead children. They just needed an excuse to publicly express their racism.

[Paul Brand @PaulBrandITV]

A large group of mostly men are persistently pelting a mosque with objects. Armed police have now arrived.

[Luke @luke7995]

I went on a boat ride down the Seine in the piss rain once so I know just how miserable these athletes must be #OpeningCeremony

[Luke @luke7995]

This is quite shit… #OpeningCeremony