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@totalfootball That prenup would’ve looked like a Chelsea contract, 8 years, no exit clause, brother dodged a bullet😭😭

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@aa9skillz Barça are already closer to their ceiling, while Madrid have much more room to improve. If Madrid click, they’ll be the better team by the end of the season.

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@TouchlineX Calling it “democratic process” is a bit odd when rejecting it comes with a significantly less funding for the nations

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@ESPNFC Every time I open this app, Infantino has another insane idea😭😭i can‘t do this anymore

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@TouchlineX So they knew it was wrong and waited until the tournament ended to say it?

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@iamvictor_ec His goal was the reason they were even attending the final…

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@fiago7 DACH would go crazy. European fan culture is elite, the travel distances are short, and the Dutch would turn every host city orange, Euro 2024 already proved that

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@thesportsgully What about Nepal aren’t they banned?

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@DeadlineDayLive Lost and still couldn’t leave with dignity…

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tf is wrong with Paredes?!

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Wtf is wrong with Paredes?!

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Messi 90 minutes highlights

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@amin7en9ine @PSGINT_ Yeah but the Semis are nearly a month before the final, and if the good players aren‘t playing no one will watch it anyways

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@theMadridZone @lequipe Can’t wait to see if he joins the trophy celebration again like Chelsea‘s club world cup win😭😭

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@panix007 @SajadFadh @RkFutbol Modrić was winning Ballons d’Or at 33 and Rodri is 30

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@Ray_RMCF 8 Barca players and one of ours

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@MadridXtra Sometimes the million coaches are wrong, but sometimes the one on the touchline is too…

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@moxamedsaid9 @M10GOAT Yeah right we do watch the games😭😭

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@RkFutbol I‘d rather take lamine to score and win, than to see these frauds lifting the trophy again…