Luke White

no hope and squarely solitary.. enough whiskey and coke, boys, to get me in a bind

[Wildes @kevinwildes]

Now that I've had a year to think about it and the dust has settled, I'm coming around to the idea that the Luka trade was a bad idea.

[Paul Hembekides (Hembo) @PaulHembo]

Sean Payton is hosting a conference championship game coaching a team whose highest-paid player is Russell Wilson ($32M dead charge).

[Fastbreak Hoops @FastbreakHoops5]

The old ESPN RV commercials were incredible 😂

[Jon Gruden @BarstoolGruden]

What an awesome football day.

[Community Notes & Violations @CNviolations]

Holy sh*t!

[Skip Bayless @RealSkipBayless]

My biggest takeaway from what I just watched: I love the NFL.

[zoë rose bryant @zoerosebryant]

“what kind of hooker takes credit cards?”

[Sam Block @theblockspot]

Philip Rivers is back.
Patriots have 11 wins.
Cowboys are average.
Joe Flacco is slinging it.
There is drama in Philly.
Matthew Stafford is a stud.
Seahawks defense is nasty.
Aaron Rodgers is the 4-seed.
Browns and Raiders are eliminated.

Your childhood ain’t over yet.

[Los Angeles Chargers @chargers]

there’s only one philip rivers

[Air Raid | Buffalo @TheBillsGuys]

New Rule: Jameis Winston’s next contract is with ALL 32 NFL Teams and whenever a starter is out he gets to fill in. Dude is absolutely must watch TV.

[Friday Beers @Friday_Beers]

“So you made $160 MILLION in your NBA career?”

“Yes, Dave”

“And you are now facing a federal indictment for rigging a game to make $200k…”

“That’s correct, Dave”

[sreeky @sreekyshooter]

god I hope Jokic gets a triple double tonight

[Kevin Gallagher @KevG163]

Happy Birthday, Doug Flutie!

"The Drop Kick"

In Week 17 of the 2005 season, making what would be the final appearance of his pro career, Doug executed the #NFL's first successful scoring drop kick since the 1941 NFL Championship game — 64 years earlier.

#Patriots head coach Bill Belichick had reportedly discussed the "drop kick" idea with Flutie to serve as a career send-off gift for the then 43-year-old backup quarterback.

[Peter Bukowski @Peter_Bukowski]

The NFL needs to pool some money and let Jameis Winston be all-time emergency QB.

Team has devastating injury to their QB? Jameis, you're in.

[Trevor Sikkema @TampaBayTre]

The antidote for any Baker Mayfield injury is anyone remotely talking shit to him within a 50 mile radius

[Luke White @luke_____white]

😂😂😂😂😂

[chill guy at firelink shrine @bennythirdchip]

when the league got the Wolves for doing this with Joe Smith they voided his contract and took their next 5 firsts. the Clippers don’t even have firsts to give. they might just shoot Steve Ballmer on NBC

[Footballism @FootbaIIism]

Greatest “ball don’t lie” of all time

[Brandon @Trash_Man84]

Norm Macdonald looking down from Heaven with approval during the Shane Gillis monologue. #espys

[BrickCenter @BrickCenter_]

Every player who tore their Achilles these playoffs wore number 0.

That jersey is cursed.

[AlgoFlows @algoflows]

Ozzy Osbourne had 2 bottles of vodka and then sang for 3 hours every other night for three decades.