Lucas Luke

The name so nice they named it twice

[Lucas Luke @luke_brownmamba]

@TMZ Where is Psych?!

[Lucas Luke @luke_brownmamba]

@RealJackKeeney Just look at her

[Lucas Luke @luke_brownmamba]

Dundee cork and bottle 🥲

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

Yearning for a Midwest dive bar in the middle of winter

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

Yearning for a Midwest dive bar in the middle of winter

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

Why is it ‘cancelled’ in the U.K. but ‘canceled’ in the U.S.?

Because we gave them that L in 1776.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

I am officially nominating Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) for the Nobel Peace Prize.

No President in History has ended the same war so many times.

Our Dear Leader has ended the war with Iran at least 38 times by CNN’s count.

No President has ever done this before.

And he is nowhere near finished ending it.

It’s a record worthy of the Nobel committee’s recognition. Thank you for your attention to this matter!

[Lucas Luke @luke_brownmamba]

@PageSix But is he a sex worker

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

Sabastian Sawe has made history as the FIRST HUMAN EVER to run a sub two-hour marathon in race conditions 🚨

That’s 4:33 minutes per mile ‼️😱

(h/t @BBCSport, @CitiusMag)

[Lucas Luke @luke_brownmamba]

@chargers This fit is terrible

[Nebraska Men's Basketball @HuskerMBB]

The nation's best resides in Lincoln.

Coach Hoiberg is your Associated Press National Coach of the Year.

[Jon Rothstein @JonRothstein]

Dear Nebraska Fans,

Congratulations on making HISTORY!

Happy Hour is on ME.

See you before next season in the Haymarket District.

Date is TBD.

Sincerely,

JR

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

#InternationalWomensDay

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Nebraska Omaha -2.5 is my one play tonight. Ready for a huge Saturday

[TSA @TSA]

At this time, TSA PreCheck remains operational with no change for the traveling public. As staffing constraints arise, TSA will evaluate on a case by case basis and adjust operations accordingly.

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[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

He sprinted a sub-six minute mile pace UPHILL... in SKIS 🤯🔥

Johannes Høsflot Klæbo is UNREAL ‼️

(via @NBCOlympics)

[Lucas Luke @luke_brownmamba]

@johnsummit That bzy szn bump✊

[NCAA March Madness @MarchMadnessMBB]

AND THEN THERE WERE 3️⃣

RT IF YOUR SCHOOL STILL HAS A 0️⃣ IN THE LOSS COLUMN 👏

[Sam Block @theblockspot]

Philip Rivers is back.
Patriots have 11 wins.
Cowboys are average.
Joe Flacco is slinging it.
There is drama in Philly.
Matthew Stafford is a stud.
Seahawks defense is nasty.
Aaron Rodgers is the 4-seed.
Browns and Raiders are eliminated.

Your childhood ain’t over yet.