Redbone Horchata

[ezgi 𑣿 @urfavturkic_]

les remis, les vus, la règle des 3 mois, ghosting, le non-contact, situationship, microcheating, nonchalance pour pas être pris pour acquise, vous vous rendez pas compte mais on a remplacé les sentiments par des stratégies

[Jack Schitt 🇵🇸 @FluffSuit]

My wife is so exhausted. I can tell. She was looking for something in the fridge and couldn’t find it. Then I found it even with my husband eyes. I feel so bad for her

[kamau @poorteffy]

Saul

[sarina @sariverse]

i unfortunately see it

[moesha @yunclesage]

Nigga at work tried to dap me up and followed by a booyah this nigga think I’m cyborg

[Gustavo Fring @zone6nova]

"I cut all my niggas off for you"
Uh ok??? Fuck you telling me for? 😂 I don't give a damn about no other niggas pursuing you.
How does any of this information suppose to help me? 😂

[47 @youshouldfw47]

Till disrespect do us part

[Kharis @kharis_micheal]

Women will provoke you for days, then act traumatised by the tone you used after breaking point.

[27. @dimvji]

everything’s gonna be okay allegedly

[Jozu 🇵🇦 @JozuJoestarr]

spongebob episodes be funny as fuck for no reason. nigga offered him a ride to the doofus convention

[miri @eggoslug]

the dead horse is beating me

[WEST @westsidebuzzin]

I really pulled 3 mentally ill hoes in a ROW 🫥 #maybeitsme

[𝖒𝖔𝖌𝖌𝖎𝖓𝖌 @wanted4mogging]

marriage is scary because what if we love each other and only each other for the rest of time and every day is happier than the last and our kids grow up to lead great successful lives as well adjusted adults and take care of us into old age because they are grateful for us and that means we missed out on the exhilarating experience of getting to go on hinge dates with strangers to have “banter” over “drinks” in our late 30s

[🇸🇾عمار🔻 @Amarss_II]

Aura farming by committing suicide

[🫪xǝlɐ @laundryy_dj]

it would be awesome if this was just some random guy's apartment door at the bottom

[🌸 @qershi_]

told my 4 year old he can’t have ice cream cake after dinner if he doesn’t EAT his dinner and he came up to me immediately and said “can you give me a hug so I don’t cry?” and when I bent down for a hug he whispered “don’t ever say that to me ever again”

[Jozu 🇵🇦 @JozuJoestarr]

1000 american dollars for a console with no controller #CastrateSamAltman

[cc @tastelikeccandy]

this is so sad bro