Jack Schitt 🇵🇸

I never mean what I say, even when I do. @fluffsuit.bsky.social

[Jack Schitt 🇵🇸 @FluffSuit]

I love these humans. I want that love to last forever. Like I don’t even care when I cease to exist. I just want that love and joy they bring me to persist in the universe. The wonderful things about them and the delight I have with them to carry on through time and space….

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@Forrest_Piano It’s key to take a full breath in and then taste it. That way you can’t inhale when the shock hits you. You immediately cough it out.
But this does not work with pepper. Your entire body freaks out. It wants to discharge everything. It’s like “OPEN UP THE HATCHES!!EJECT! EJECT!”

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One time for absolutely no reason. Like I was all alone and no one dared me to. I ate a spoonful of fresh ground pepper just to see if I could do it.

I could not.

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Tried my wife’s over night oats. Reminded me of that time as a kid I ate a spoonful of cocoa powder thinking it would be like hot chocolate mix. (I used to eat the mix because it’s basically pure sugar).

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@Forrest_Piano I did the cinnamon challenge before that was an internet sensation. Hell. Before the internet. Black pepper challenge is worse.

[soggy broccoli @soggybrocoli]

my hipster take is that nick and norah’s infinite playlist was the bible, the thrift store was the church, and making mix cd’s covered in sharpie doodles comprised of beemp3 downloads and the last four pages of a rolling stone magazine was the sacrament

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@willajrainbolt I’m testing this out now.

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@deestlore I’ve had 3 dishwashers. Each one progressively more weak and chicken shit in its approach to cleaning dishes.

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Will Rainbolt

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@lungbuttr I bookmarked this because I consider it a classic tweet now. Perfect form

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@soggybrocoli That post seems like a good way to get a lot of chicken recipes.

[bryan @lungbuttr]

fart don’t fail me now

[octopus/caveman @octopuscaveman]

The food replicators in Star Trek would never work because in reality when someone ordered “Earl Grey hot” i would yell over their shoulder “with cum in it” because it would be hilarious

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@soggybrocoli I was pondering. Or the sun was in my eyes. Right before this picture I was in NYC and people were taking pictures of me because apparently they didn’t have nose piercings there? I’m like the fucking statue of liberty is right there. What’re you taking my pic for?

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@YucketySux Restaurant? Market????

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@soggybrocoli Is this a hipster? This is what I looked like when I was listening to modest mouse in the mid 90’s

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@billionthb @JEllulz That works.

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@divalectics Not much longer left

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Gosh it’s hot….

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@ev_hendo I’m sure the water supply is secure!

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Yup.This is George Lucas. Throwing American Graffiti into Star Wars. I guess it’s a bit? Like how he has Chewbacca doing the Tarzan yell swinging through the trees. Takes you right out of the universe. It’s not breaking the fourth wall in a way that’s funny. It’s just breaking it

[VeggieBLT 🌽 Corn @VeggieBLT]

I FUCKING HATE DEX'S DINER WHY IS THERE A RETRO 50'S STYLE DINER IN MY SPACE OPERA WHY DOES HE HAVE THAT AWFUL MUSTACHE WHY DOES HE KNOW ABOUT KAMINO AND CLONES WHY DOES HIS WAITRESS HAVE A BROOKLYN ACCENT THIS IS THE ONLY GODDAMN TIME THIS CULTURAL STYLE SHOWS UP IN STAR WARS