The Ghost of Low-Fiber Diets 🥪

Maybe ghost of a 20th century French philosopher. If I say “hell yeah brother” that's like in a gender-neutral way. Friend of Ned Ludd.

[The Ghost of Low-Fiber Diets 🥪 @JEllulz]

Friends, here it is; the moment you've all been waiting for: sangwich

[The Ghost of Low-Fiber Diets 🥪 @JEllulz]

Sometimes you have to let something fail before it can get better. If you are taking it upon yourself to keep a broken thing working, you make yourself the glue keeping it going. And glue is always applied to the most stressed part.

[The Ghost of Low-Fiber Diets 🥪 @JEllulz]

@glassysquirrel PhDs take 4+ years

[The Ghost of Low-Fiber Diets 🥪 @JEllulz]

Should've just gotten a Scrum Master certificate instead of a PhD

[NDTV @ndtv]

30-Year-Old Princeton PhD With Nobel-Cited Research Fails To Land Job After 2,300 Applications https://t.co/Wjc7q4C7Ow

[The Ghost of Low-Fiber Diets 🥪 @JEllulz]

@ClasslessTulip Looks tasty 😋

[ClasslessTulip 𓅃 @ClasslessTulip]

@JEllulz CHILI. CHILI. CHILI. CHILI TO THE MAX.

[The Ghost of Low-Fiber Diets 🥪 @JEllulz]

@PavlouvianPater They fuck books and sound

[The Ghost of Low-Fiber Diets 🥪 @JEllulz]

He was addicted to foodahol

[New York Post @nypost]

John Goodman reveals what sparked his major weight loss transformation after nearly 400 pounds - 'I was eating alcoholically' https://t.co/3RsaNxGHtJ

[The Ghost of Low-Fiber Diets 🥪 @JEllulz]

@rmharmon2004 💯

[The Ghost of Low-Fiber Diets 🥪 @JEllulz]

If you have trouble accepting compliments that's a laudatory processing disorder

[The Ghost of Low-Fiber Diets 🥪 @JEllulz]

@caitlin_mmm Honestly didn't know this was possible for shorties

[Ed Blake @Therealedblake]

Gonna be doing a lot more blitzing

[The Ghost of Low-Fiber Diets 🥪 @JEllulz]

@weiss_hadas They go away as soon as I get to the gym

[RossRadio @cqcqcqdx]

Surprise when replacing the wall plate cover!!

[The Ghost of Low-Fiber Diets 🥪 @JEllulz]

@KeyserSozeBluth Why are they afraid of him? Just hang up the phone.

[The Ghost of Low-Fiber Diets 🥪 @JEllulz]

@PavlouvianPater Honestly, same

[The Ghost of Low-Fiber Diets 🥪 @JEllulz]

@KeyserSozeBluth Hell yeah 😎

[The Ghost of Low-Fiber Diets 🥪 @JEllulz]

None of this shit would've happened if you all had switched from php to ruby like you were supposed to

[The Ghost of Low-Fiber Diets 🥪 @JEllulz]

@NNLYSr Thank you

[Annelyse 🎨 @NNLYSr]

hahahahah

[The Ghost of Low-Fiber Diets 🥪 @JEllulz]

@NyarlathoSteph @getpseudoed Hell yeah 👍

[The Ghost of Low-Fiber Diets 🥪 @JEllulz]

@getpseudoed Christmas!

[The Ghost of Low-Fiber Diets 🥪 @JEllulz]

Stoned turtle

[✿ LunaBerry ☆ VT ✿ @Berry_vtuber_]

What do you see, chicken or bird🤔

[The Ghost of Low-Fiber Diets 🥪 @JEllulz]

@getpseudoed Red or green?