ClasslessTulip 𓅃

I write smutty fanfiction and tweet about yarn. You've been warned :)

[Jen Rice @jen_rice_]

I am obsessed with this finalist in this year's Michigan “I voted” sticker design contest

[ClasslessTulip 𓅃 @ClasslessTulip]

@aadityad9 They have the bird equivalent of the broccoli haircut so yes, they are chudlings

[Science Cowboy 🦉 @aadityad9]

Our master bander has formally requested that I stop referring to the baby kestrels as “chudlings” and saying that they’re going in the “chud bucket”

[ClasslessTulip 𓅃 @ClasslessTulip]

@miffymack I'm surprised it's not about Marchand

[ClasslessTulip 𓅃 @ClasslessTulip]

@hudsoncunt Some players don't fight because it would piss coach off. They're too valuable to be injured.

I've also seen a player throw down golves, and the challengee say, "sorry I can't fight, my wife/gf will get mad," and the challenger pick their gloves up and say o shit k sorry

[adammm₉₂⁷⁵ 🇵🇸 @MONTEMDOBES]

happy pride month to this post specifically

[ClasslessTulip 𓅃 @ClasslessTulip]

@420mercymain69 I'm in a military commissary and we already took a hit from jarheads getting sent to the latest dust-up in the sandbox. Trucks were smaller but still on time. Now, deliveries are running 2+hrs behind.

[ClasslessTulip 𓅃 @ClasslessTulip]

@smog_fog Go blue

[brendan 🍉 @lakeshoredr1ve]

it's giving

[Michael Burns @michaeloburns]

if one of you puts this man's weird little penis on my timeline i will come to your house and spray paint your body green

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

I’ve just heard someone call an AI slop sympathizer a “cogsucker,” and I’m not sure the English language has anything left to give after that.

[Vicente Fox Mulder @WASPmexicano]

Not as wild but it’s always fascinating to me that the 20th century had a vice president whose first language wasn’t English but Kansa

[orange™ @HorangelDavid]

Tu eres católico porque crees en Dios

Yo soy católico porque voy a participar en las cruzadas sagradas lideradas por el Papa León XIV contra las tiranías blasfemas tecnocraticas para acabar con la IA

[@ratlimit @ratlimit]

Nothing can prepare you for the stork’s maneuver

[Mac 🍃 @ihymacc]

All the white boys now either rapping or singing country. Someone gotta get back to dropping bangers like this

[ClasslessTulip 𓅃 @ClasslessTulip]

@nickrmanes It is so mind-nummingly boring. The most exciting part was seeing a sheep farm near Battle Creek.

OTOH, you then have to navigate the I-90/I-94/I-55 clusterfuck in Chicago...

[Kyra Rising💫 @KYRA_RISING]

IT’S POPPING. THIS IS NOT A DRILL, IT’S ACTUALLY POPPING

[Georgia Coley @artwithinpod]

the pope wrote a 42,000 word manifesto declaring war on AI. we are so freaking back.