sam

drowned my sorrows, but they learned to swim

[sam @samantitheos]

shane down bad hollander

[bug @cheonghyuk]

childhood pics 📸🧸📚🫐 #hollanov

[sam @samantitheos]

ok sure

[Buzzing Pop @BuzzingPop]

Belmont Cameli is named PEOPLE’s 2026 Sexiest Fake Hockey Player You Want to Play Real Tonsil Hockey With.

[sam @samantitheos]

despite having read the screenplay i really feel like i am going into yaga blind. like what on earth is going on here 😭😭 (i'm so excited)

[sam @samantitheos]

@looking40rion 😭😭😭

[sam @samantitheos]

get back into hockey again, she (i) said. you'll enjoy it again, she (i) said. 🫩

[sam @samantitheos]

i love the little penalty box chaperones. like yes, you've been a very bad boy and need adult supervision for the next 2 minutes. 🙂‍↕️

[sam @samantitheos]

"Even Mark Carney gleefully consented to Hudson Williams mounting his leg—"

there are words being put into sentences that have never been put into sentences before

[Hudson Williams Project @hudsonwproject]

Maclean’s Magazine (@macleans) revisits Hudson Williams’ memorable moment with Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney while celebrating Heated Rivalry’s place in the country’s cultural history!
“No one was immune to Heated Rivalry psychosis.”

📰 Read More: https://t.co/TptGI8SoGj

[sam @samantitheos]

@nicoughlans s2, don't let me down 🙌🏻

[sam @samantitheos]

still delicious

[sam @samantitheos]

"is someone chasing you?"

[sam @samantitheos]

@user_300715 i'm running

[sam @samantitheos]

@ohtopilya nothing surprises me at this point

[sam @samantitheos]

WITH MOTHER?????

[sam @samantitheos]

never putting on pants either, apparently lol

[sam @samantitheos]

fuck the metros, always, but also i'm never taking this off ☺️

[sam @samantitheos]

canadian slay

[sam @samantitheos]

i was in no way prepared for any of this

[sam @samantitheos]

THE CAST TOO HOT, THE LOOKS TOO FIERCE, THE SEX APPEAL TOO DEADLY

[sam @samantitheos]

GJSKSJSKSHDKDJSJ

[sam @samantitheos]

oh my looooooord i wanna **** the whole cast