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drowned my sorrows, but they learned to swim

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shane down bad hollander

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@Gallavich_4eva thanks tam 🖤 he's home now. now we just wait and see :((

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my old boy is not doing so good. i had to take him to the emergency vet this afternoon. not sure yet what is going to happen. :(((( praying for the best for my best friend of 16 years.

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@saltmarshmoon thank you so much 🖤 when you're adopting a little kitten you never really consider how difficult it will be years later :(((

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@silvanshadow thanks lisa 🖤

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@ahsokag0re thank you so much 🖤 i'm trying not to fall apart and failing spectacularly

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@DeLos19262 ✨️blessed✨️

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showed my chronically offline mother this pic and she asked if these were the friends whose wedding i went to last year 💀

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@noodlynoam "there were no decorations or anywhere to sit, but it was still really nice" 🤧

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@ur_delicatepov absolutely did not think this one through before posting 😭🤧

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the nearly $400 fleece sold out in less than 15 minutes....so like....who wants to be my sugar mama/daddy cause apparently the hr fandom is ballin 😭😭

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@buckgirly nope, not in this lifetime 🥲

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giving new meaning to fleecing 😭😭

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@silvanshadow yeah, i got cats to feed and rent to pay 😭😭

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@katie_grace91 the most husband coded they've ever looked 🤧

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@silvanshadow i almost had a stoke 😆

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@__coldties this is the first time i ever tried to actually stop posting and it cleared up after two days. THAT SAID, i had the b*n for like a week or two before i stopped posting, so maybe it's just that my time was up either way 😭 it's all totally fucking random on this hellsite it seems

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is it...is it safe to come out now?

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@ilyasgreattits "that dude" 😭😭😭 george stroumboulopoulos in a suit would be a crime against humanity. we love his brand, and i hope he never changes

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gotta lock into work this week and also need to get rid of this fucking account ban, so hopefully see you in a few days ✌🏻