Luke Hoplin

Just an over-fed, long-haired, leaping gnome.

[Luke Hoplin @luke_fb52]

Who gave you permission to turn Night Shift off

[Luke Hoplin @luke_fb52]

The NERVE of all these winged, feathered creatures in the trees that constantly cat-call[whistle] at me as I walk to school...

[Luke Hoplin @luke_fb52]

@Emquist You are too good at your job

[Bits Hoplin @bitshoplin]

no human being will ever be as amazing as my grandpa

[Luke Hoplin @luke_fb52]

Time to brag about my manliness: in the past two days I've watched Snow White, Sleeping Beauty, and Pinocchio. Follow suit; they are so good

[Luke Hoplin @luke_fb52]

What the heck is Bodega? I don't wanna look it up just wanted the attention from tweeting about it

[Luke Hoplin @luke_fb52]

@Emquist Stay woke

[Luke Hoplin @luke_fb52]

What's the point of being a flightless bird

[Luke Hoplin @luke_fb52]

We put a man on the moon but tables at restaurants still wobble

[Luke Hoplin @luke_fb52]

Hey guys I found my jeans- you can all stop looking. They were right next to the hamper by my socks lol

[Luke Hoplin @luke_fb52]

PSA I have some used tinfoil that I'm prolly not gonna use... lmk if you need it

[Luke Hoplin @luke_fb52]

@CGerszewski love those anime click-clacks

[Luke Hoplin @luke_fb52]

Has anyone seen my jeans? They're blue and long.

[Luke Hoplin @luke_fb52]

@CGerszewski did you feel like you were in an Anime?

[Luke Hoplin @luke_fb52]

"I used to be really into rhyming, but now I'm all about that alliteration."

[Luke Hoplin @luke_fb52]

Why doesn't Ringo shave his neck

[Luke Hoplin @luke_fb52]

“If you own a sloth, they are the king/queen of the house. If you thought that you were, sloths are laughing at you.” @koopiepoopie

[Luke Hoplin @luke_fb52]

@ElliottSchwab I can't get enough of him. Each quote is better than the last!

[Luke Hoplin @luke_fb52]

"Isn't it hilarious to laugh at clowns? yes, the painted jesters of the dying circus industry. Yes Jim, thats VERY funny"-Robert California

[Luke Hoplin @luke_fb52]

@CGerszewski I've been in Jospeh twice now.. all I've ever known is "Red and watermelon cantaloupe I LOOK HANDSOME I LOOK SMART.. and BLUE!"