Luke Goessens

I only have 2 hard rules in life; I don't fuck with the devil and I never do tag teams with blood relatives

[Nathan Diaz @NateDiaz209]

I’m 3-0 in the UFC against Cumshot,Kabib,and Dustin porier do to them being scared pussys.
Sleep with that 👊🏼

[Luke Goessens @luke_goessens]

You turn 26 then all of a sudden you enjoy doing yard work wtf

[Luke Goessens @luke_goessens]

@RykerReidSmith Respect

[Oregon Department of Fish and Wildlife @MyODFW]

Timeless wisdom from our friends in Oklahoma.

[KEATZ Da Masta @KEATON_BRO]

Go Beavs #FuckUtahState

[Luke Goessens @luke_goessens]

@JouttaLC Aaaahhhhhhhyyyaaayyyyaaaayyyy!!!!!

[Luke Goessens @luke_goessens]

CANNOT BELIEVE MY BOY VINCENTE FERNANDEZ DIED!! RIP TO THE REALEST ONE ON THE BLOCK!!!

[Luke Goessens @luke_goessens]

@ronnyhammurabi Keep your friends close but your gabbagool closer Tony 🤌

[fightdesk 🥊 @fightdesk]

The last time Nick Diaz stepped into the octagon he was doing this to Anderson Silva 👀😂 Diaz will fight Robbie Lawler on September 4th for UFC 266

[Luke Goessens @luke_goessens]

@Florence_Pugh marry me?

[Luke Goessens @luke_goessens]

#BlackWidow review: Florence Pugh a 10/10

[Luke Goessens @luke_goessens]

@methwaffles Booger eaters

[Luke Goessens @luke_goessens]

@ThomasonChloe Thank you for your service 🤝

[Luke Goessens @luke_goessens]

@SAMCHAMS 👏🏼👏🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼 love it

[Luke Goessens @luke_goessens]

@SAMCHAMS True only thing he’ll kill is himself

[Luke Goessens @luke_goessens]

Damn, dirt road anthem really just be about a dude belligerently drinking and driving and everyone just fucking vibes to it

[Kendal Shell 🏁 @KendalShell]

This will never not be funny

[Luke Goessens @luke_goessens]

@mytweetsmid Why don’t you McGetoff deez nuts son

[Luke Goessens @luke_goessens]

I would rather throw up a white claw and then zamboni my throw up over drinking a cacti seltzer