𝓵𝓾𝓴𝓮

your friends don’t hate you, you’re just anxious

[𝓵𝓾𝓴𝓮 @luke_left]

Why the FUUUCK was #RHORI only 12 episodes…

[𝓵𝓾𝓴𝓮 @luke_left]

Unfortunately I have become hyper aware of when people don’t floss and it’s really tough talking close to people

[RÓGE @myrogeniche]

MIKEY MADISON: Listen. Before I go on, I want to make something clear…

MIKEY MADISON (cont.):

[mar @kantozard]

i am no longer asking. i am DEMANDING

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Today, I signed an Executive Order temporarily repealing bedtimes in the City of New York so that kids of all ages can watch our team in the NBA Finals.

As Mayor, you’re forced to make many difficult decisions. This was not one of them.

Go Knicks.

[𝓵𝓾𝓴𝓮 @luke_left]

Why do I have to work when I’m just supposed to be laying down and playing Pokopia

[𝓵𝓾𝓴𝓮 @luke_left]

But thank god I’m reducing reusing and recycling

[mizge @mihailo____]

Outfit ideas for Nate’s funeral #Euphoria

[𝓵𝓾𝓴𝓮 @luke_left]

@streaming can one of you apps make a “binge mode” where it automatically skips the previously on and theme song when you watch many episodes in a row?

[Dave @DE_Gifford]

We're getting here a lot faster than predicted.

[Critter @asclepiasyriaca]

This is what Donald Trump has done to the People's House. It's just a busted ass trash palace.

[𝓵𝓾𝓴𝓮 @luke_left]

@Maddyluke1 It’s because your TRUE friends know that you love a jump scare

[jbolina jolie @pastapilled]

please serve at my funeral, it's what I would have wanted

[𝓵𝓾𝓴𝓮 @luke_left]

When her toes look like this you know she’s a bad bitch

[ACERVO @AcervoCharts]

Ter pelos crescendo nos dedos dos pés é um ótimo sinal de boa circulação sanguínea.

[Vaelor💥 @vaelor0]

Question for people who believe that life begins at conception: would you sell liquor to this baby

[ponyboy @ponyboooooy]

that fleabag episode

[𝓵𝓾𝓴𝓮 @luke_left]

Is he a fuckin idiot? Or is he just rubbing our nose in it?

[Shay Boloor @StockSavvyShay]

Jeff Bezos said the bottom half of Americans should pay zero federal income tax.

He cited a nurse in Queens making ~$75K and paying ~$12K in taxes saying “we shouldn’t be asking this nurse in Queens to send money to Washington.”

[[email protected] @missmaamshe]

Got charged $53 for 2 iced lattes and 2 breakfast sandwiches https://t.co/rtSlxLbXMn

[Marie 🪭 @EvilBarbieDoII]

Kyle will never walk on camera without a loverboy in hand truly a star pupil of bethenny Frankels school for skinnygirls

[𝓵𝓾𝓴𝓮 @luke_left]

West Wilson is a good reminder that ALL DOUCHEBAGS ARE NICE 👍🏼