Casino Luke

Owner driver and award winning home brewer

[Casino Luke @luke_mccrone]

Fucking oath, I'm terrified of getting robbed every time I go to the supermarket. Um, this is about the Coles/Woolies monopoly right? #auspol #AusVotes2025

[Casino Luke @luke_mccrone]

@LambertonGavin You have very strong opinions about something you know very little about. Yes I claim back GST. I also claim back all the fuel excise I pay, 20.3 cents per litre. I get back 50.8 cents for the fuel I use in my digger because I also get back my road user charge.

[Casino Luke @luke_mccrone]

This owner driver needs to better understand his tax, cutting the fuel excise does nothing for transport companies, we claim all our excise back at the end of the quarter. #LeadersDebate

[Casino Luke @luke_mccrone]

@dmaguz I've got an open mind about this but tonight's 60 mins was a bit of a fizzer. All this secret recording revealed was this Korras fellow is happy to sell access he may not even have. Surely to justify this hype you need an actual CFMEU official involved.

[Casino Luke @luke_mccrone]

@lhilakari Cool story bro

[Casino Luke @luke_mccrone]

@OMGTheMess @theoztrucker I'm happy to pay a bit extra for better roads, although I'm in road building business so I'm a bit biased I suppose.

[Casino Luke @luke_mccrone]

@theoztrucker @OMGTheMess You pay 49.6 cents tax on diesel, 20.8 cents is the excise and 28.8 cents is the road user charge. Transport businesses claim back all the excise and they only pay the road user charge on diesel they burnt traveling on public roads. You also pay GST but you claim that back too.

[Casino Luke @luke_mccrone]

@theoztrucker @OMGTheMess You claim your fuel excise back when you do your BAS, the only tax the transport industry pays on diesel is the road user charge currently 28.8 cents per litre.

[Casino Luke @luke_mccrone]

@theoztrucker @nswpolice I'm going to train a pigeon so I can use it next time I'm on hourly hire

[Casino Luke @luke_mccrone]

@theoztrucker It would definitely reduce the range. Did you ever have one of those dynamos on your pushy? You had to peddle a lot harder I can tell you. There's no way that set up produces more energy than it needs to drive it. If it did it would break the laws of physics.

[Casino Luke @luke_mccrone]

@Mesut_Ausil Please tell me you brought the t-shirt?

[Casino Luke @luke_mccrone]

@elonmusk Finally you've actually improved something. I suppose even a broken clock is right twice a day.

[Casino Luke @luke_mccrone]

@GreenJ I wouldn't get cut up about it, we once voted no to the right to trial by jury. We're a weird mob

[Casino Luke @luke_mccrone]

@GabsSydney26 @theoztrucker They're free, in Victoria anyway.

[Casino Luke @luke_mccrone]

@theoztrucker @jamesmifsud66 It'll be easy for you to get because you're not a sex offender.

[Luke Barnett @LukeBarnett]

Kurt Vonnegut tells his wife he’s going to buy a single envelope and his explanation sums up the current state of the world.

[Casino Luke @luke_mccrone]

@DrJ_Thompson @BenjaminMillar There's no problem with the truck, the issue here is the drivers head is glued to the headrest

[Casino Luke @luke_mccrone]

@BenjaminMillar I drive trucks every day and I can assure you this is bullshit, there's no where near that many blind spots in any truck I've ever driven

[Casino Luke @luke_mccrone]

@zerotoground @piersmorgan The best thing about test cricket

[BILL OAKLEY @thatbilloakley]

Larry, when is the last time YOU even drank a regular All-American meat-based beer, you nerd