🚨🇺🇸 James Rodriguez to Minnesota United, here we go! Verbal agreement in place for the Colombian star.
He’s set for MLS move as free agent as final details are being sorted ahead of formal signatures.
James, ready for new chapter. 🇨🇴
Shoutout to Superior Wisconsin aka “The Soup”. What a granite chin that town has fella. S/O also to Schultz’s sports bar. Closes at 2:30am. Opens back up at 6am. Leaves just enough time to puke and piss yourself in the parking lot. Take a dirt nap in your 1998 Mazda miata while chain smoking 3 packs of smokes. And by the time you’re able to close your eyes, bang she’s open again. That’s the wisconsin way. That’s boozing baby.
Here is President Trump’s new Surgeon General of the United States nominee, Dr. Casey Means, exposing the health industry and woke medical schools for six minutes straight.
It’s safe to say she is the perfect pick: