Luke Przybylski

[Luke Przybylski @luke_pryz]

Every restaurant in Japan wheeling out their most English proficient waiter to take my order

[Luke Przybylski @luke_pryz]

My Uber just told me he had 10 beers today and I don’t know whether to be concerned or fired up

[Luke Przybylski @luke_pryz]

I’ve seen enough @OU_Football, put me in coach

[Luke Przybylski @luke_pryz]

@SoonerDeadOKLA #SoonerDead #MiaSanMia

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

THE DETROIT LIONS HAVE WON A PLAYOFF GAME FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 32 YEARS

[Luke Przybylski @luke_pryz]

Fire Brian Johnson @Eagles

[Luke Przybylski @luke_pryz]

@UCLAMBB y’all are ass

[Luke Przybylski @luke_pryz]

Brian Johnson is going to make me lose my mind. @Eagles fix this

[Luke Przybylski @luke_pryz]

Philadelphia sports cause me so much pain

[yahurd @GriffinTill]

8 year old me should’ve seen the gambling habit coming when I would dump money into this thing for hours at a time

[Luke Przybylski @luke_pryz]

panthers are a wagon

[Luke Przybylski @luke_pryz]

Leon Draisaitl is pretty good

[Luke Przybylski @luke_pryz]

i hate the mets so much it’s unbelievable

[Luke Przybylski @luke_pryz]

very bad

[Luke Przybylski @luke_pryz]

the mets are bad

[Luke Przybylski @luke_pryz]

that was sick @Phillies, let’s try to never do that again!

[Philadelphia Phillies @Phillies]

J.T. stands for JUST TELLING YOU HE'S THE BEST CATCHER IN BASEBALL

#RingTheBell

[Luke Przybylski @luke_pryz]

Criminal activity by both teams

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

First half over 60.5 was SOUL CRUSHING. How does he miss that.

[Luke Przybylski @luke_pryz]

@Phillies 🥲

[𝗕𝗲𝗻𝗴𝗮𝗹𝘀𝗖𝗮𝗽𝘁𝗮𝗶𝗻 @BengalsCaptain]

#Bengals fans #Eagles fans
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Getting hosed late in the Super Bowl