Luke

[Luke @luke_trombley]

Yall think the workers at the gorilla glue factory and the ones who work at the goo gone factory fucking hate each other?

[FRANK MORALES @fr8nkmorales]

Now why did @luke_trombley post me holding my meat for my birthday?…

[The New York Times @nytimes]

Breaking News: Zohran Mamdani, a 34-year-old state lawmaker from Queens, will be the 111th mayor of New York. He will be the first Muslim to ever lead the city, as well as its first South Asian mayor and the youngest mayor in more than a century.
https://t.co/7tewUOBm0A

[Variety @Variety]

Dick Van Dyke is turning 100 years old on December 13 and jokes: "It would be funny if I didn't make it."

"I brag sometimes about how I made it to a hundred and the truth is, if I had known I was going to live this long, I would’ve taken better care of myself. And it is frustrating because I don’t know what I did right. Other than her [wife Arlene], I didn’t do anything right."

Read more here: https://t.co/Azo1Zk2d2F

[Chicago Cubs @Cubs]

There will only ever be one Anthony Rizzo.

[Luke @luke_trombley]

Sign language interpreters at shows should be required to dress up as the artist they are interpreting for.

[Luke @luke_trombley]

The Art of Noticing

[g @34rths]

I take the Art of Noticing very seriously

[Philadelphia Eagles @Eagles]

SUPER BOWL CHAMPIONS!
THIS ONE’S FOR YOU PHILLY!

[Luke @luke_trombley]

Notey McNoteface

[BBC News (UK) @BBCNews]

Bank of England to redesign banknotes - and wants your help https://t.co/N2kMeRvO3I

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

Democratic Party Leaders: You have talked for six months about the need to create political excitement to get working class and young people involved in the political process.

That’s exactly what Zohran did. Get behind him.

[Luke @luke_trombley]

Wrong

[ale @17POSTIONS]

i guess we still don’t have the song of the summer

[Tyrone Johnson @TyJohnsonNews]

We didn't forget him here in Philly. We want to, but we can't

[Luke @luke_trombley]

This tweet would 100% be true if not for the fact that in Boom Boom Pow https://t.co/MIIPfRumLF says “beats so big I’m stepping on leprechauns”

For the those who don’t already know, leprechauns are small as hell

[Sam Coniglio @SamConiglio1]

Greatest 5 song run in music history

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

BREAKING - Bernie Sanders just now on the House Floor:

“3 Americans own more wealth than the bottom 170 million Americans. Those 3 people stood behind Trump during inauguration.

That is an Oligarchy.”

[Luke @luke_trombley]

Country’s gone

[Jordan @jordancicchelli]

25% TARIFFS ON KNUCKLE SANDWICHES

[Nick Foles @NickFoles]

It's really cool that Tom Brady got to be there for the Eagles' two Super Bowl wins! He might be a good luck charm.

Have a great night!

[John Attridge @John_Attridge]

Can anyone recommend some good introductory books for someone just getting into reading performatively on public transport

[Luke @luke_trombley]

An observation

[Terrell Owens @terrellowens]

While you’re clearing the air, clear the air on the misappropriation of funds you were pocketing