Tayto McCrisp

Let’s rock, let’s rock, today

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If you don’t sometimes put chips in your sandwich, figure it out

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Someone get the Costco guys to a Knicks finals game stat

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At a bar for the Knicks and the loudest cheers came when they showed Timothee

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People need to stop posting good sports bars to watch World Cup or Knicks games. Giving away all the iykyk spots

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If/when they make a sequel to Ratatouille, do you think they’ll call it Rata-two-ille? Or nah?

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Really bothers me that Scott Calvin yells, “I’m getting a CAT Scan!” in The Santa Clause when the diagnostic imaging of choice for hallucinations like he believes he’s having would be an MRI, even in 1994

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Rewatching the FNL pilot for the first time in a while and it’s really bothering me that they’re wearing sweatshirts and thermal under armors in Texas summer

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@JerryAzumah Also why does Zaccheaus have the same amount of targets as Odunze and more than DJ, Loveland, and Burden ??

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@JerryAzumah Caleb not running out of bounds to stop the clock there and then getting the intentional grounding combo is not excusable a year and a half into his career

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Anthony Volpe after the doctors tell him he’ll probably need shoulder surgery in the offseason:

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Is Lake Bachar just Blake Snell in disguise??

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Con Edison be like “it’s gonna be hot af this week so try not to use your air conditioning”

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Hot take: I sorta feel like lorde sold out and that sucks

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People who read Dune before the movie came out are gonna have a run for their money when Nolan’s Odyssey comes out and they have to fight for worst type of person

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@MSottileTV @KETV Traitor

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If Home Alone was real they would’ve made another one where he was a leash kid, probably

[Paul Bissonnette @BizNasty2point0]

You have to go back to Ashanti for the anthem tomorrow night if you’re the Yankees right? Risky on short rest but it’s the last home game of the season, let her empty the tank. #RepBX

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Re-watching twilight. These vampires are crazy!

[Chief @BarstoolChief]

The Bears are so smart to trade Fields while the whole city is drunk

[Spencer Althouse @SpencerAlthouse]

John Mulaney explaining the entire plot to Field of Dreams instead of presenting his category at the Oscars lol. king