Luke McQuillan 🍜

Father to 2 Whippets and 1 Pomeranian, partner to 1 Brazillian.

[Luke McQuillan 🍜 @Lukeacola]

@ssencommunity one of your lovely drivers pulling out on a roundabout in front me, then when I flashed he slammed the breaks and got out and threatened me. Plate is WN70GEY

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@brianj49 I couldn't have said this better myself, I said to my wife this morning that although they're expensive they're so old fashioned, sex being the overarching creative insight doesn't cut it anymore and certainly doesn't resonate with consumers!

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@NickManning64 Appalling.

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Cricklade size 5!

[Football Kits @FKEteamwear]

**COMPETITION TIME**
We are trying to cheer you up during #lockdown3 so here's your chance to win 2 x Givova match balls TODAY, ready for the big restart of grassroots football!
Just RT this & comment with your club name & size ball you would like.
Winner announced 10am 26/01/21.

[Luke McQuillan 🍜 @Lukeacola]

@RudloeArms We've been calling all morning trying to book lunch for next weekend and have been on hold for 30 minutes then being hung up on! Shocking customer service!!

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#cruftsscreen I love you Fern!!

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@TheDannyKelly So good!!!

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@KithSet hey there. I’m trying to speak to someone in your store. Can anyone help me?

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@UNIQLO_UK is UK wide policy for no drinks in your stores?!

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@stiggy1984 @gregjames Yeah, because you didn’t buy your phone from a huge fucking company did you. So independent mate.

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@jonnysilcock Really looking forward to seeing this!

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@hqtrivia I love when your game crashes...for everyone playing the UK version!

[Luke McQuillan 🍜 @Lukeacola]

@lsrask @evernote @codymclain @croneill @Headspace Moron...

[Luke McQuillan 🍜 @Lukeacola]

@GWRHelp Are there still cancellations / delays on lines between Paddington and Reading?

[Luke McQuillan 🍜 @Lukeacola]

@MusaTariq @ashley_detroit What?!

[LBC @LBC]

This caller said all Muslims are complicit in terrorism. @mrjamesob's response was so powerful.

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

I’m thankful for big dogs and small dogs, young dogs and old dogs, dogs with great floof, and dogs with no floof, dogs who protecc, dogs who attacc, and dogs who snacc, dogs with wheels and dogs who heel, dogs who save lives and dogs who high five... I’m thankful for dogs

[Luke McQuillan 🍜 @Lukeacola]

@MusaTariq It’s a genius app!!!

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@GenuineGrabe The X is the dream mate!

[Luke McQuillan 🍜 @Lukeacola]

Sometimes being shit at focussing looks good! https://t.co/2Bj7wy2Kk3