Luke A Mahan

Barista/Owner @CarnelianCoffee. Snarkaeologist, rockhound, Internet Success. Let's be honest, it's mostly Star Trek here at this point

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It is

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Is the joke in Enterprise that they mention the ship's chef every single episode but you never see the chef once, or hear their name? Cuz that's dope

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@FrrreakyB It's more of a bate post tbh

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Needle/haystack analogy: Looking for a missing excavator bucket tooth, Outback Opal Hunters season 7 episode 8 #NIAHS

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@camerondieter @TheSloppyBoys Pretty sure we gotta

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I guess if you go to the @TheSloppyBoys live podcast tour, they're gonna make holograms of everyone?? So sick

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The username thing is clunky as hell, but : @hoopsmccann.bsky.social

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I too have started using Bluesky, and it is actually kinda nice https://t.co/bKgikW9M1T

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@grandma__tarkin @TimKalpakis fuck u

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Doubling down on this

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Looking back on my #NIAHS tag, it's mostly shipwrecks and shit. Should change the cliche to "it's like finding a boat on the entire ocean floor"

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*on "Endurance" documentary, 2024. The historian, Dan Snow, says "it is a needle in a haystack" in his reply

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Needle/haystack analogy: BBC newscaster asking the guy looking for Shackleton's shipwreck how hard it will be to find #NIAHS

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We met in the Trans Siberian Orchestra mosh pit

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Watching @thetimeteam Sutton Hoo ep, and Helen Geake just referenced the 1987 hurricane that I remember in England, and I don't think I've ever heard it mentioned outside my own experience

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Was there for real an ad that said "Joe Kent has ties to white supremacists and Nazi sympathizers" then at the end said "I'm Joe Kent and I approve this message" or am I just high

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I'm an undecided voter, but I'll vote for whoever outlaws prosecco

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T'pol has gone full Nerys

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Very abrupt re-recording of all the Enterprise theme song instrumentation, but not the vocals lollll, they switched the genre entirely for season 3

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I think if they needed ratings, this was not the play hahahaha

[Luke A Mahan @lukeamahan]

Is the joke in Enterprise that they mention the ship's chef every single episode but you never see the chef once, or hear their name? Cuz that's dope