Luke Schumann

Community drug counselor (LPC). Astros, Beatles, fountain pens, Mr. Rogers, Wendell Berry, restorative justice, mutual thriving. Opinions my own. Enn 9. He/Him

[Luke Schumann @lukeaschumann]

"Whatever happens,
those who have learned
to love one another
have made their way
into the lasting world
and will not leave,
whatever happens."
--Wendell Berry

[Luke Schumann @lukeaschumann]

It is not a coincidence that Yordan Alvarez was born on the same day that Hercules was released

[CoveredGeekly @CoveredGeekly]

Disney's Hercules released 29 years ago today

[Ryan Nickerson @Rya_n_ickerson]

let's re-open the half price books in Montrose and Rice Village

[Andrew Caplan @AJCaplan]

Mr. Met is out of control!

[HSC @hollysimone]

little cat in big hat 😭😭😭

[Luke Schumann @lukeaschumann]

Obi Wan Kenobi to the Gungans:

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

The #WordOfTheDay is ‘symbiosis.’
https://t.co/TNAHTc9sKT

[Luke Schumann @lukeaschumann]

@badbuckets_ Looooove that swing. And then that leeeeeean

[Luke Schumann @lukeaschumann]

Do not take the side of the party in power. Do not expect the party in power to be on your side or worth defending.

This is a tweet about baseball… and… only baseball….

[Robert Stock @RobertStock6]

Business owners maximize revenues regardless of expenses. What a team spends on a player doesn’t affect what they charge fans. Advocating players get paid less achieves nothing except for a desire that owners keep a larger portion of revenues.

[Luke Schumann @lukeaschumann]

Anyway I will be reading this book in preparation for the 2027 baseball season for some reason:

[Luke Schumann @lukeaschumann]

It feels icky to post this on the @ m l b handle. Like use your alt or something damn

[MLB @MLB]

The biggest issue baseball fans want solved to strengthen the game is fixing the payroll disparity that leaves too many fans without hope of their team competing for a World Series title. Every other major U.S. sport has tackled this problem, and every year more small market teams in those leagues have a chance to win. The salary cap and floor proposal levels the playing field, allowing us greater flexibility to address longstanding player priorities while sharing baseball revenue with the players 50/50.

Today, in addition to proposing the largest ever increase in the minimum salary, earned by over half of MLB players, we accepted two landmark changes to free agency that have been in place for 50 years. We agreed to both the MLBPA’s proposal to provide earlier access to free agency, and their proposal to eliminate the qualifying offer system, a provision players view as a drag on free agency. We also proposed to eliminate deferred compensation and to create a new “Cornerstone Player” provision similar to the NBA’s “Bird Rights” to give every team a fair shot at retaining their fans’ favorite star players.

We will continue working with the MLBPA during the bargaining process to improve the game for teams, players and fans.

[Luke Schumann @lukeaschumann]

*Therapist Mode*

Resist the urge to try to see your need for support—your humanity—as a personal failing. Everyone offering support now is only able to do so because someone else is actively supporting them. It is up to you now to ACCEPT that help

[Talkin' Baseball @TalkinBaseball_]

“It’s embarrassing that I need support like that. I’m a grown man.” -Dalton Rushing

[tintin @rentierrobbe]

I hate that we live in such a digital panopticon where people can just record you and post you to the worldwide web and get you fired at a whim. That being said, how are you an executive at JPMorgan and dumping trash on the ground to steal a public trash can?

[Luke Schumann @lukeaschumann]

This is KC, short for Kitty Cat. My dad found her under his ranch house. She was not built for feralhood despite her deeply-held beliefs to the contrary

[Jaylen Brown @FCHWPO]

I love cats

[Dylan @DylanTweetin]

Aubrey Huff is the Ted Nugent of sports. Pretty irrelevant even in his prime yet we continue to hear about his Nazi ass decades later.

[Luke Schumann @lukeaschumann]

Tweet still eats though, I stand by it

[Luke Schumann @lukeaschumann]

Whew, think I had blacked out here. Felt like I was back in 2014 or something with this one. Disc golf, nearby friends, libraries, unfounded hope in democracy... Christianity….

A whole other life

[Luke Schumann @lukeaschumann]

YOU CANT SAY WE ALL LIVE IN A YELLOW SUBMARINE WHEN WE DO NOT, ALL LIVE IN A YELLOW SUBMARINE. WERE GOING TO GET NASTY LETTERS SAYING WHERES MY YELLOW SUBMARINE WHY DONT I HAVE A YELLOW SUBMA

[Luke Schumann @lukeaschumann]

Silly Brits, it’s 2026, not 2506!

[Luke Schumann @lukeaschumann]

Dalton Rushing getting upset with Shohei is like Framber Valdez getting upset with Cesar Salazar

[Luke Schumann @lukeaschumann]

Yainer overturn for strike 3 motherfuckerrrrrrrrerrrr

[Luke Schumann @lukeaschumann]

@samwell_gnarly_ I walk in this city all the time!!!