Luke Ashton

[insert something profound] Full time Moron ...

[mark normand @marknorm]

I love the scent of a newborn baby, it has that right out the box smell.

[Luke Ashton @lukeashton90]

Inventive. That's for sure.

[pokimane @pokimanelol]

⚠️everyone NEEDS to learn this self-defense trick, it blew my mind 🤯

[Luke Ashton @lukeashton90]

@andrewschulz has, as usual, fucking killed it! Get on it. Now.

[vs @versuslll]

dont give me dry responses thinking ima chase you

[Luke Ashton @lukeashton90]

@TheFlamingSpade I joined for, something like, the last 20 minutes. But, I must say, it was good to see some content from you, Spade!

[Luke Ashton @lukeashton90]

This is a brilliant podcast! These guys are hilarious

[Your Favorite Band Sucks (not parody) @YFBSpod]

Everything else in the world may be totally off the rails but our alphabetized list of episodes now begins with a trilogy on Aerosmith, so at least that's correct: https://t.co/0XijcxolmJ

[Luke Ashton @lukeashton90]

@Dawnisgreat As long as we also get an option to stop is from sending drunken messages, I'll be fine. It would have saved me from looking like a tit last night 😂

[Luke Ashton @lukeashton90]

@lydzXPP I've just bought a bottle of rum and I'm considering the same thing 😂

[Luke Ashton @lukeashton90]

Holy shit

[Best Videos @10SECVIDEOS]

The smoothest fall of all time

[Luke Ashton @lukeashton90]

Oh man 😍

[Fender @Fender]

Can you spot the '65 Custom Rosewood Tele? ​Built by #FenderCustomShop Master Builder Kyle McMillin, it is double bound with a cream pickguard and oil finish for a nice shine. ✨

[Luke Ashton @lukeashton90]

@katsandcrows There is only one answer to that question. It's yes. ALWAYS yes 😂

[Loudwire @Loudwire]

R.I.P.: Legendary Rush drummer Neil Peart dead at age 67
https://t.co/7wmFsu1DDX

[Luke Ashton @lukeashton90]

@Grace_Peddie I understand that! I downloaded it the other day and I'm really regretting it 😂

[Duncan Trussell @duncantrussell]

If climate change only destroyed golf courses the planet would run on clean energy by next Christmas.

[Luke Ashton @lukeashton90]

@Grace_Peddie Because they think their music choices from the 12 months makes the interesting 🤷‍♂️

[Luke Ashton @lukeashton90]

@Lotad_ @HoodlumCallum Yeah, I can get behind this one. Don't bring Lotad.

[Joe Rogan @joerogan]

Female athletes take a stand after transgender athletes dominate track event: 'We're facing the end of women's sports' · Caldron Pool https://t.co/DjPlwwge6p

[Luke Ashton @lukeashton90]

@TanjiBro

[Luke Ashton @lukeashton90]

Unpopular opinion

The Office US is an unfunny and cringey pile of trash

[Luke Ashton @lukeashton90]

@Zoggykins That Tinder would be great, I reckon. Thing is, I would have a pet cat already if I wasn't allergic/there was some magical cure for allergies.

[Luke Ashton @lukeashton90]

Apparently, if you're allergic to cats and dogs, you're undateable.

Like, I'm sorry that my body has an involuntary and unnecessary reaction to them. I didn't ask for it